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   "Ike"  wrote in message   
   news:c7Ycg.8972$lb.816940@news1.epix.net...   
   > winnard wrote:   
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   > > "Jay Furr"  wrote in message   
   > > news:Xns97CCF3FD0481Dpennstatesux@216.168.3.44...   
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   > >>"winnard" <8track1@cox.net> wrote in news:xNQcg.113654$5Z.102767   
   > >>@dukeread02:   
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   > >>>"Jay Furr"  wrote in message   
   > >>>news:Xns97CCEB70BDBB1pennstatesux@216.168.3.44...   
   > >>>   
   > >>>>"winnard" <8track1@cox.net> wrote in   
   > >>>>news:bWPcg.113649$5Z.39059@dukeread02:   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>> My daughter got her learners permit last week.  I tossed her the   
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   > > keys   
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   > >>>>> as we   
   > >>>>>left the license place, and lo an behold, 3/4 of a mile later someone   
   > >>>>>pulls out in front of her and we nearly die.   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>Next time you die, could you find Bear Bryant and punch him right in   
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   > >>>>nose for us all?   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>   
   > >>> TMML.  He'll be around number 671 on my list of punchees.   
   > >>   
   > >>Out of morbid curiousity (hee), I ask: who are punchees 1 through 5?   
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   > >  1) Timothy McVeigh   
   > >  2) Hitler   
   > >  3) Kurt Kobain   
   > >  4) Rush Limbaugh (is he dead yet?)   
   > >  5) Any of the Marx Brothers.   
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   > Stalin gets a pass, and you're worried about a talk show host and Harpo   
   Marx.   
   >   
   > Shear Genus.   
      
      I know my priorities.   
      
      
   winnard   
      
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