From: alanb@sonic.net   
      
   The Darwin Awards have come out.   
      
   Lots of runner ups ... and one real winner.   
      
   It is for people who do real dumb shit and the surprise is that they are   
   alive at all.   
      
   Last year, a hold up robber in Long Beach California received the award   
   for having a misfire of the hand gun, and then he looked down the barrel   
   to see what was wrong as he worked the trigger taking him out of the   
   gene pool.   
      
   Oh darn.   
      
   Not able to best that, this year it went to a Zimbabwe bus driver who   
   stopped by an illegal alcohol shop to take care of his needs while on   
   delivery.   
      
   While drinking the alcohol, his 20 insane patient passengers found their   
   way off the bus.   
      
   Embarrassed at the loss, he drove to a bus stop, and promised the people   
   who got on at the bus stop that enabled him to fill the bus, he would   
   take them to their destination.   
      
   Instead he delivered these normal people to the insanity hospital grounds.   
      
   He told the hospital staff that these patients where "Highly excitable   
   and prone to grand delusions".  Thereby he left the locked hospital via   
   the gate.   
      
   It took three days for these normal people facing drugs and straight   
   jackets if they did not talk nice to be found out   
      
   ... that they were normal .... who they really were ...   
      
   and ... what had happened to the real insane people made homeless and   
   off medication.   
      
   The Darwin Awards ... or   
      
   This guy would be better off dead for dumb shit award ...   
      
   Is someone is going to top this in 2010 !!!   
      
   sumbuddie not making disup   
      
   :?>   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)