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   Message 805 of 2,497   
   Alan B. Mac Farlane to All   
   Bet On Da Rapture   
   03 Jun 05 17:14:48   
   
   From: alanb@sonic.net   
      
   Hey guys ...   
      
   Watching GOP tee vee with the stentorian bloviators on Education Channel,   
   and here is an advertisment or something on putting your money down, hedging   
   your bets, and positioning your assests in such a way that you would make   
   lots of money with the upcoming Rapture.  Where Jesus comes back and kicks   
   evil SANTA butt in his red suit and horney dears.   
      
   Anyhow, it is coming to an Airport Hilton near you I hear.  There will be   
   lots of Bible references to correctly take you to the future in the Rapture   
   and make BIG MONEY.  Gold Oil Drugs will not make you money after Jesus   
   comes back as the money changes will be tossed out of the We The People's   
   House.   
      
   So get your Bible, your concordance and run on down to the nearest GOP make   
   money intelligence from the CIA and Pat Robertson on how to place your bets   
   for the Rapture.  Times a wasting and there is money to be made for those   
   who are believers.   
      
   sumbuddie on da watchtower   
      
   :()   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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