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|    Message 805 of 2,497    |
|    Alan B. Mac Farlane to All    |
|    Bet On Da Rapture    |
|    03 Jun 05 17:14:48    |
      From: alanb@sonic.net              Hey guys ...              Watching GOP tee vee with the stentorian bloviators on Education Channel,       and here is an advertisment or something on putting your money down, hedging       your bets, and positioning your assests in such a way that you would make       lots of money with the upcoming Rapture. Where Jesus comes back and kicks       evil SANTA butt in his red suit and horney dears.              Anyhow, it is coming to an Airport Hilton near you I hear. There will be       lots of Bible references to correctly take you to the future in the Rapture       and make BIG MONEY. Gold Oil Drugs will not make you money after Jesus       comes back as the money changes will be tossed out of the We The People's       House.              So get your Bible, your concordance and run on down to the nearest GOP make       money intelligence from the CIA and Pat Robertson on how to place your bets       for the Rapture. Times a wasting and there is money to be made for those       who are believers.              sumbuddie on da watchtower              :()              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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