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   From: alanb@sonic.net   
      
   I think you might have come up with proof of the Great Intelligent Designer   
   with this scientific measure ... theory thingy.   
      
   When you look up at the sky - it is all black all the time ... and the   
   Intellgent Designer is really a black jew ... male or female.   
      
   Up in the sky is a huge black uncircumcised penis or vagina - take your pick   
   - and it is so big - that it is hard to make out.  Our solar system is in a   
   fold of the skin just behind and to the right of the crown of course.   
      
   So ... this is great news for the Intelligent Designer people.  Proof of the   
   Intelligent Designer who makes things like Bush and the wonderfull future we   
   are living.   
      
   ITs a black universe out there - and God or the Goddess is black and jewish.   
      
   sumbuddie on da watchtower where even blind people see   
      
   :)   
      
      
      
   in article 1131267799.026419.39810@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com,   
   dunric@yahoo.com at dunric@yahoo.com wrote on 11/6/05 1:03 AM:   
      
   > "Absolved Creshtivism in Altered States of Consciousness and Being"   
   > By: Paul Panks (dunric@yahoo.com)   
   >   
   > The unusual belief that light, rocks and trees have inner intelligence   
   > -- known as "Absolved Creshtivism" -- is a relatively new idea that is   
   > just gaining acceptance in wider scientific and mystical circles.   
   >   
   > Albert Einstein postulated that Energy = Mass. Indeed, mass IS energy,   
   > just slowed down to become matter. But the mere thought of light itself   
   > possessing a form of inner intelligence -- well, that's nonsense to a   
   > lot of people. Absolved Creshtivism is not easily believed.   
   >   
   > You can observe light's inner intelligence merely by looking at it   
   > through a prism -- light goes to different hues and shades of color as   
   > it is split apart across the visible spectrum. When light is split, it   
   > can communicate with other particles of light merely by merging with   
   > them. And every particle of light, itself, has intelligence within,   
   > too.   
   >   
   > When the human body ceases to function, a cosmic energy leaves it. This   
   > is often called the "spirit being." This light returns to God, which is   
   > the source of all energy in the Universe (and beyond). What we find   
   > when we look at light is not only abundant intelligence, but energy   
   > bound by love. That's right -- light IS love personified.   
   >   
   > Artificial light is a subset of the darker light spectrum. Because it   
   > is also generating light, it, too, has intelligence within. That light   
   > bulb you just replaced had intelligence inside it. Remarkable to think   
   > that a simple light bulb can have a minute fraction of intellect   
   > inside.   
   >   
   > Because light is also used often to encode data (for computers), the   
   > mediums which carry the data contained within the light itself   
   > harnesses individualized units of intelligence within the substrates of   
   > the medianic layer. In other words, that CD-ROM or DVD you have of Aunt   
   > Betty on her Florida cruise has intelligence inside it. Those "0s" and   
   > "1s" are intelligent merely by default (as they were stored with a kind   
   > of intense light -- laser).   
   >   
   > And because light has intelligence, you can never truly destroy   
   > computer data (or any event in time, as it remains within the   
   > vibrations of the Universe itself). And the Universe keeps tabs on this   
   > (and other) data via the Akashic Records. The energy we send out into   
   > the Universe is recorded by the Universe itself. Angels, light beings   
   > and even God tap into this energy from time to time. Edgar Cayce was a   
   > master at "trancing" into such altered states of divine consciousness.   
   >   
   > When Jesus of Nazareth perished on the cross in 27 A.D., the very event   
   > itself was recorded in the Akashic Records of every soul existant on   
   > earth. So momumental was this event that the very light particles on   
   > the Shroud of Turin produced a permanent photographic negative of his   
   > entire body, front and back. Over time, this energy has faded due to   
   > the Earth elements naturally surrounding it. But it remains, as it was,   
   > even today -- etched by the light particles emanating from within Jesus   
   > himself. It was, after all, the world's first known photograph.   
   >   
   > Because we are composed of intelligent light within, we can harness   
   > this capacity to know and learn merely by channeling this energy into   
   > appropriate channels of use. We can learn, with the proper techniques,   
   > the contents of entire books merely by sleeping on them. We can also   
   > telepathically communicate with other life entities simply by thinking   
   > of them across vast distances of time and space.   
   >   
   > We can teleport objects across rooms (and across the world) rather   
   > easily -- and all it takes is changing the internal light structure   
   > composed within the human body. For all a body really is is energy   
   > personified. Even the cells within our very bodies are composed of   
   > micro variations of light particles, vibrating at incredible speeds.   
   >   
   > The next time you see Star Trek on television, try not to think of it   
   > so much as science fiction as science fact. For all we are, really, is   
   > light slowed down to matter.   
   >   
   > Paul   
   >   
      
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