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   Message 95,961 of 97,877   
   Samuel Spade to Samuel Spade   
   Re: DNA Proves Humans Are NOT An Acciden   
   29 Sep 25 23:31:04   
   
   XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.paranormal, alt.atheism   
   XPost: alt.religion.christian   
   From: sam@spade.invalid   
      
   Samuel Spade  wrote:   
      
   > Luke 17, in which Jesus is talking about the rapture:   
   >   
   > 34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one   
   > shall be taken, and the other shall be left.   
   > 35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the   
   > other left.   
   > 36 Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other   
   > left.   
   >   
   > V34 happens at night.  In v35 and v36, people are presumably engaged in   
   > daytime work.  If the Rapture happened everywhere at the same time, it   
   > implies a spherical world.  We do note that v34 infers that gayness   
   > doesn't disqualify one from being enraptured.   
      
   Jesus also seems to condone the 2 women who will be "grinding together"   
   when the Trumpet of the Lord shall sound.  Except for the one left   
   behind... oh well, right behind, left behind, it's all good.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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