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   Message 96,927 of 97,877   
   Kenito Benito to JTEM   
   Re: How Time Travel is probable   
   27 Oct 25 00:31:47   
   
   XPost: sci.skeptic, alt.paranormal, alt.atheism   
   XPost: soc.history   
   From: Kenito@Benito.naw   
      
   On Sun, 26 Oct 2025 13:05:00 -0400, JTEM  wrote:   
      
   >On 10/26/25 7:51 AM, Kenito Benito wrote:   
   >>On Sat, 25 Oct 2025 21:46:29 -0400, JTEM  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>[...]   
   >>   
   >>>>>>>i heard Trump is building a throne room for is coronation. A fat, blue   
   >>>>>>>haired woman that smelled like cat piss told me. Then she pointed her   
   >>>>>>>finger at her throat and screamed "Get his kids!  Get them! Get them in   
   >>>>>>>the neck like their dad!"   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>"Mom!" I shouted back. "You're embarrassing me!"   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>     So your mom is a fat, blue haired woman that smelled like cat   
   >>>>>>piss? An odd thing to claim about your own mom.   
   >>>>>>     But it got you some attention from me, so that must have made you   
   >>>>>>very happy.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>Wow!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>     Zoinks!   
   >>>>     More attention from me. You must be on cloud nine.   
   >>>   
   >>>Nope, not a single word on topic...   
   >>   
   >>     I am not the one who brought up your mom being "A fat, blue   
   >>haired woman that smelled like cat piss..." You alone made that claim   
   >>about your own mom.   
   >   
   >If faster-than-light particles do exist, we can send messages backwards   
   >through time.   
      
        So you proclaimed your mom is, "A fat, blue haired woman that   
   smelled like cat piss..." *AFTER* you proclaimed your mom is, "A fat,   
   blue haired woman that smelled like cat piss..."? Odd, but OK.   
        Would you be willing to tell me, and everyone else reading, what   
   gives you cause to think expressing, on Usenet, the intense HATE you   
   hold for you mom is appropriate? I don't think you'll let the readers   
   know. You will, no doubt, continue to follow my command that you   
   divert from reality.   
      
   --   
   Kenito Benito   
   Strategic Writer,   
   Psychotronic World Dominator.   
   And FEMA camp counselor.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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