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   From: horchata12839@gmail.com   
      
   % wrote:   
   > jojo wrote:   
   >> Poopshittio McTurdbutt wrote:   
   >>> In article <039376f81548265de97ef15b3c71dc22   
   >>> @dizum.com>, nobody@dizum.com says...   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Relax, the cops do that when you move the body.   
   >>>> IT DOESN"T MEANING NECROPHILIA, you have a dirty mind!   
   >>>   
   >>> Is it against the law to touch a dead person?   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> only if you have killed them.   
   >>   
   > you have to touch them to confirm they're dead   
   > or can you just call them , hey jojo , sorry to wake you are you dead   
      
   no that is a magic spell to resurrect them from the dead.  The effects   
   will be indistinguishable from them rising from a slumber, but it is the   
   undead you will recognize when they open their mouth and say, "AAGH!"   
      
   --   
   your thin paper wings   
   in the wind   
   danglin danglin   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)