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   From: schumer@cnn.com   
      
   During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience   
   hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?"   
      
   The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place   
   that I'm certain they won't be found."   
      
   The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that,   
   dummy"?   
      
   The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college   
   records, his passport application, his immigration status as a   
   student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college   
   records, and his Selective Service registration.   
      
   "What's your next question?"   
        
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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