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   From: losers@dnc.org   
      
   South Carolina – A high school teacher in the Darlington County   
   School District has been arrested for having sex with a 16-year-   
   old student.   
      
   The teacher, Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, has been charged   
   with three crimes: sexual battery with a student 16 or 17 years   
   of age, no aggravated force or coercion; criminal solicitation   
   of a minor; and disseminating harmful material or exhibiting   
   harmful performance to minors. …   
      
   According to arrest warrants obtained by the Darlington County   
   Sheriff’s Office, the offenses came between Oct. 1 and Dec. 31   
   in the Lamar area.   
      
   Patton is accused of having sexual intercourse and performing   
   oral sex on multiple occasions.   
      
   She also is accused of distributing material that depicts   
   sexually explicit nudity to the juvenile victim through social   
   media platforms and she “did knowling communicate with the   
   juvenile victim … through social media and text messaging for   
   the purpose of enticing the victim to engage in sexual   
   activities.   
      
   “Probable cause was obtained through evidence and victim’s   
   statements,” according to the warrants.   
      
   I don’t mean to slow down the Grading the Newest Sex Scandal   
   Teacher roll with a lot of insider show business BS. But just to   
   give you a bit of a behind the scenes look at the process, we’re   
   not even two weeks into 2020 and I’ve already got a backlog of   
   these I’m starting to accumulate. I’ve taken a quick perusal of   
   the ones you SSToolies have been helpful enough to send, and   
   while some have potential, I just … well, felt it with Anna   
   Elizabeth Jeannette Patton somehow.   
      
   It’s not just her exceptionally long, multi-syllabic, Romance   
   novel name. Though that is a part of it. It’s her whole package.   
   That Southern belle charm. Her insane, reckless, career suicide   
   in the form of repeated nudes across multiple platforms. It’s   
   hard to describe, but there’s a gentility about her method of   
   doing the ritual mating dance of the SST that I just find   
   endearing. Psychotic, but endearing. According to police, she’s   
   just 22 years old. But she Sex Scandal Teachers like a much   
   older, more experienced nob-hungry nutjob. That’s why she gets   
   to jump the line ahead of the others in my inbox.   
      
   The Grades:   
   Looks: I wish there were more images available. But as mugshots   
   go, this is like a very expensive wedding portrait. It makes her   
   look like a sort of middle class man’s Anna Paquin, in her pre-   
   Sookie Stackhouse days. And that is high praise from me.   
   Grade: B+   
      
   Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Evidence. Nudes. Sexually explicit   
   nudes, so I guess we can rule out tasteful, Renaissance art-type   
   nudity. Both in texts and social media. Intercourse and oral. On   
   multiple occasions. That’s more than some SSTs accomplish in   
   their careers, and AEJP pulled it off before her 23rd birthday.   
   Step it up, all you veterans.   
   Grade: A-   
      
   Intangibles:   
      
   “Little girl you’re so young and pretty,   
   Walk with me and you can have your way,   
   And we’ll leave this Darlington City,   
   For a ride down that Dixie Highway.”   
   -“Darlington County” by Bruce Springsteen   
      
   Grade: A   
      
   Overall: A-. So far, with 50 weeks still to go, AEJP is the best   
   of 2020.   
      
   Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me   
   @jerrythornton1 or email me at jerry@barstoolsports.com. Your   
   service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.   
      
   https://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/grading-the-newest-sex-   
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