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|    Nigger burglar busted thanks to Cheeto d    |
|    07 Mar 21 18:29:47    |
      XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.politics.democrats.d, sac.general       XPost: alt.rush-limbaugh       From: Davecross@kremlin.ru              She was caught orange-handed!              A woman was busted for a home invasion in Oklahoma — thanks in       part to “Cheeto dust” found in her teeth, authorities allege.              Sharon Carr was arrested on a first-degree burglary charge after       allegedly committed the dangerously cheesy act Friday at a home       in Tulsa, police said.              Cops say they arrived at the home that night, where a mom of two       young kids had called 911 to report that another lady had pried       a screen off her window and gotten inside.              The snack-loving sneak had already fled — but cops say they       found “a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of water on the floor near       the open window.”              A few seconds later, however, Carr allegedly emerged from the       shadows, police told news station KTUL.              The mom ID’d her as the invader — and the bust was further       cemented when they found the incriminating orange snack-food       residue still stuck in her teeth, the outlet reported.              Cops think she dropped the bag while making her escape.              “A good reminder that Cheeto dust can be pretty hard to get rid       of,” Tusla police wrote on Facebook.              https://nypost.com/2021/03/01/burglar-busted-thanks-to-cheeto-       dust-on-her-teeth-cops/                      --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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