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   From: PatronSaint@crackbetweenwords.eh   
      
   _Schwann_ wrote:   
      
   > 1) Wake up   
   > 2) Breakfast Cereal   
   > 3) Morning TV   
   > 4) Hairdo   
   > 5) Book club   
   > 6) Masturbate   
   > 7) Negotiate   
   > 8) Beg   
   > 9) Get ripped off   
   > 10)Sleep   
      
   After I read that I channelled god, and asked about yesterday ...   
      
   10 Things that god didn't do yesterday ...   
      
   But in reverse order from 10 to 1:   
      
   10) Take a crap   
   9)  Barter with humans asking for a favours   
   8)  Admit that he's really a woman   
   7)  Visit the various religions on their own planets in the galaxy of   
   heaven   
   6)  Post to usenet   
   5)  Work on his 'naughty or nice' list   
   4)  Impregnate any virgins (immaculately)   
   3)  Tell anyone that they are his chosen people   
   2)  Buy a big screen TV   
   1)  Tell anyone to kill others in his name   
      
   Ether St. Vying   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)