On 9 Nov 2003 21:18:57 -0800, twinkles_thedwarf@hotmail.com (Twinkles the   
   alt.genius dwarf) wrote:   
      
   >> Zen, I'm an old, wrinkled battle axe who has been fortunate enough to   
   >> have been given many productive years on this planet. As the old saw   
   >> goes, I try to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. I   
   >> choose my enemies carefully and have a keen sense for those who do the   
   >> same. You strike me as that type of person, too.   
   >>   
   >> I'm going to make a lot of enemies in here before I move on, and I'm   
   >> going to do it real quick. Instead of dealing with the substance of   
   >> what I say, the grammar police in here will start crawling out of the   
   >> word work. You just watch, my friend. But let 'em have at it, because   
   >> I'm ready for them. Let the games begin!   
   >   
   >> Ursula   
   >   
   >Isn't it nice to see that Bill has gotten over me leaving him and is   
   >getting on with life with his new dwarf, Ursula. He needs someone to   
   >pretend to like his posts and agree with his weird opinions and Ursula   
   >seems to be just the person, why, she even writes exactly like Bill.   
   >In fact, one could be forgiven for thinking that she was Bill.   
   >Couldn't one Bill?   
   >   
   >Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf   
      
   The trouble with dwarfs is that their brains are positioned too close to their   
   ass which interferes   
   with their ability to think clearly.   
      
   Palmjob couldn't possibly be Ursula, hell, he couldn't SPELL Ursula. I think   
   that he has called his   
   mummy in to help him in his battle against the bad usenet hecklers. You watch   
   her get stuck into   
   the Hopester, Palmjob's greatest threat. When she has sorted out the Hopester,   
   she will probably   
   marry Palmjob off to Butler, he's obviously in love with her and she's the   
   only one on the writing   
   groups big and ugly enough to look out for him.   
      
   Meathead   
      
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