XPost: alt.writing, misc.creativity, rec.arts.prose   
   XPost: alt.culture.usenet   
   From: robert.mcclelland@sympatico.ca   
      
   "Ursula"  wrote in message   
   news:76eb424f.0311101029.45c6a783@posting.google.com...   
   > twinkles_thedwarf@hotmail.com (Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf) wrote in   
   message news:<821d03f0.0311092118.2fa99ae6@posting.google.com>...   
   > > Ursula_de_Cologne@yahoo.com (Ursula) wrote in message   
   news:<76eb424f.0311091151.6f3425ae@posting.google.com>...   
   > >   
   > > > > > Tough language, Dr. Zen, masking as it does a profound   
   understanding   
   > > > > > for what's going on around us. You're a kind, decent and caring   
   man. I   
   > > > > > like you, sir. I like you a lot.   
   > > > >   
   > > > >   
   > > > > Yes, but do you go on the first date? If so, you've got a date.   
   > > > >   
   > > > > Zen   
   > > >   
   > > > Zen, I'm an old, wrinkled battle axe who has been fortunate enough to   
   > > > have been given many productive years on this planet. As the old saw   
   > > > goes, I try to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. I   
   > > > choose my enemies carefully and have a keen sense for those who do the   
   > > > same. You strike me as that type of person, too.   
   > > >   
   > > > I'm going to make a lot of enemies in here before I move on, and I'm   
   > > > going to do it real quick. Instead of dealing with the substance of   
   > > > what I say, the grammar police in here will start crawling out of the   
   > > > word work. You just watch, my friend. But let 'em have at it, because   
   > > > I'm ready for them. Let the games begin!   
   > >   
   > > > Ursula   
   > >   
   > > Isn't it nice to see that Bill has gotten over me leaving him and is   
   > > getting on with life with his new dwarf, Ursula. He needs someone to   
   > > pretend to like his posts and agree with his weird opinions and Ursula   
   > > seems to be just the person, why, she even writes exactly like Bill.   
   > > In fact, one could be forgiven for thinking that she was Bill.   
   > > Couldn't one Bill?   
   > >   
   > > Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf   
   >   
   > Hah, a lot you know, Twinkletoes! If you had a clue as to how to check   
   > out posting data and ISPs, you'd know right off the bat that you're   
   > dealing with two different geniuses. There aren't many of us left,   
   > perhaps three or four in the entire United States, so it's not that   
   > hard to track us down. But you are right on one score: Geniuses of a   
   > feather do indeed flock together. A Karma thing I suppose.   Ursula   
      
      
   I think you're overestimating the number of geniuses left in the United   
   States by three or four.   
      
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