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   From: seven_nation_amy@privacy.net   
      
   "Robert McClelland"  wrote in   
   news:PjSrb.3074$fB3.305951@news20.bellglobal.com:   
   > "Ursula"  wrote in message   
   > news:76eb424f.0311101029.45c6a783@posting.google.com...   
   >> twinkles_thedwarf@hotmail.com (Twinkles the alt.genius dwarf) wrote   
   >> in   
   > message news:<821d03f0.0311092118.2fa99ae6@posting.google.com>...   
   >> > Ursula_de_Cologne@yahoo.com (Ursula) wrote in message   
   > news:<76eb424f.0311091151.6f3425ae@posting.google.com>...   
   >> >   
   >> > > > > Tough language, Dr. Zen, masking as it does a profound   
   > understanding   
   >> > > > > for what's going on around us. You're a kind, decent and   
   >> > > > > caring   
   > man. I   
   >> > > > > like you, sir. I like you a lot.   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > Yes, but do you go on the first date? If so, you've got a date.   
   >> > > >   
   >> > > > Zen   
   >> > >   
   >> > > Zen, I'm an old, wrinkled battle axe who has been fortunate   
   >> > > enough to have been given many productive years on this planet.   
   >> > > As the old saw goes, I try to comfort the afflicted and afflict   
   >> > > the comfortable. I choose my enemies carefully and have a keen   
   >> > > sense for those who do the same. You strike me as that type of   
   >> > > person, too.   
   >> > >   
   >> > > I'm going to make a lot of enemies in here before I move on, and   
   >> > > I'm going to do it real quick. Instead of dealing with the   
   >> > > substance of what I say, the grammar police in here will start   
   >> > > crawling out of the word work. You just watch, my friend. But let   
   >> > > 'em have at it, because I'm ready for them. Let the games begin!   
   >> >   
   >> > > Ursula   
   >> >   
   >> > Isn't it nice to see that Bill has gotten over me leaving him and   
   >> > is getting on with life with his new dwarf, Ursula. He needs   
   >> > someone to pretend to like his posts and agree with his weird   
   >> > opinions and Ursula seems to be just the person, why, she even   
   >> > writes exactly like Bill. In fact, one could be forgiven for   
   >> > thinking that she was Bill. Couldn't one Bill?   
   >> >   
   >> > Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf   
   >>   
   >> Hah, a lot you know, Twinkletoes! If you had a clue as to how to   
   >> check out posting data and ISPs, you'd know right off the bat that   
   >> you're dealing with two different geniuses. There aren't many of us   
   >> left, perhaps three or four in the entire United States, so it's not   
   >> that hard to track us down. But you are right on one score: Geniuses   
   >> of a feather do indeed flock together. A Karma thing I suppose.   
   >> Ursula   
   >   
   >   
   > I think you're overestimating the number of geniuses left in the   
   > United States by three or four.   
      
   Michael Stipe is Canadian?   
      
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