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   Message 867 of 2,235   
   Doktor DynaSoar to All   
   Re: Mars Puppy Forward from Scientist   
   29 Dec 03 05:57:45   
   
   XPost: alt.future.millennium, alt.religion.kibology, alt.slack   
   XPost: alt.webtrance, sci.skeptic, alt.society.neutopia   
   From: targeting@OMCL.mil   
      
   On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 14:18:17 -0500, Morpheal    
   wrote:   
      
   } Doktor DynaSoar wrote:   
   }   
   } > Sometimes I think that the entire Mars civilization has a field day   
   } > when our probes land, and they think up goofy stuff they can cram into   
   } > the testing sensors, just to mess with us.   
   }   
   } I particularly like the final images claimed to have come from the   
   } Russian probe, immediately before it was destroyed. They DO appear to   
   } show a large cylindrical object in the distance, in space, just before   
   } the probe mysteriously came to an abrupt end. The cylinder would have to   
   } have been very very large to have appeared as it did on the image.   
      
   I'd say LINKS D00D!!!1! but when it comes down to it, I wouldn't trust   
   the picture if some guy at Baikinour smuggled it out through the fence   
   to me. There's just way too much psyops material out there.   
      
   } > shows the sample to have a high sodium chloride content. The team   
   } > leader said "It's a strange result, sure, but at least it's not as   
   } > strange as the one last week. That one had every indication of being a   
   } > sample of excrement. But we haven't seen any life yet. Where there's   
   } > no life, there can be no excrement.   
   }   
   } Sticky green ?   Well chewed chewing gum ????   
      
   MARTIAN BOOGERS DAMMIT.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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