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   Message 143 of 331   
   Robert Scott Martin to webmaster@timchuma.com   
   Re: the usenet gods   
   17 Jun 05 11:16:58   
   
   XPost: alt.magick, alt.slack, alt.society.neutopia   
   XPost: alt.religion.kibology, alt.alien.visitors, alt.red.shoes.neutopia   
   From: glass@panix.com   
      
   In article ,   
   Tim Chmielewski   wrote:   
      
   >What was that one with the rain machine meant to be about? Was it an   
   >acutal movie or what?   
      
   Bruce Dern as Otto Dix used to be just a psychiatrist, but has invented a   
   rain machine that runs on radium to fight meteorological sexual   
   repression. He teaches young KaTe As A Boy (her mother is missing) how to   
   sit in the machine and manipulate the levers until the rain comes. Some   
   people would consider this a good and healthy thing, but the authorities   
   apparently think otherwise. As they're taking Bruce Dern away, KaTe As A   
   Boy runs up and manipulates the levers to make it rain all over their car   
   as it's driving off. Bruce Dern is happy. He has won. Meanwhile the   
   machine is irradiating all their stuff (making Boy KaTe's yo-yo glow, for   
   example), which makes Boy KaTe afraid. Maybe justifiably, although Bruce   
   Dern would probably just laugh it off. The crew apparently thought they   
   were filming a really long car commercial, but it was "just" a music   
   video. KaTe didn't actually make any movies until "The Line, The Cross &   
   The Curve" [TLTCTC or simply "/ + )"] with Miranda Richardson, where   
   Caribbean women smear her with melon juice to cure a midlife crisis that   
   not even regular performance of the qabalistic cross ritual could defeat!   
   And we all know how powerful the qabalistic cross ritual is, it's even in   
   the FAQ!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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