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   Cypherpunk@nyc.rr.com to Schwann   
   Re: New Tourist Attraction -- Parkdale F   
   10 Dec 03 02:06:57   
   
   XPost: alt.cyberpunk, alt.fan.beable, alt.idiots   
   XPost: alt.memetics, alt.religion.kibology, alt.slack   
   XPost: alt.webtrance   
      
   Jay's ass K00K, take youz buttplug outa youz mouth and put it   
   back where it balongs - in youz fat, stoopid kike ass!   
      
      
   Schwann wrote:   
   >   
   > In article , schwa242   
   > @yahoo.com says...   
   > > Schwann  wrote in   
   > > news:MPG.1a3f3d18dc4cf24c9896a5@news.telkomsa.net:   
   > >   
   > > > of course that's your answer because you have been taught by a teacher   
   > > > like Kaevin...habitual answers? ho hum...what a puke meme...   
   > >   
   > > THERE IS NO KIBO, ONLY KAEVIN!   
   > >   
   > > Congratulations, Schwann, you have unmasked the truth behind   
   > > alt.religion.kibology and how it is really alt.religion.kaeeveinology, and   
   > > have therefore ascended to a Level 14 Usenet Shaman.  Thanks for playing,   
   > > and keep rolling them dice.   
   > >   
   > > Your friend,   
   > >   
   > > The DungeonMaster   
   > >   
   >   
   > Bro! kaevinology? it's a pity that Kaevin has been taken by the mashed   
   > potato man, if only I'd known earlier....we've long suspected the   
   > involvement of a quasi-human intelligence...   
   >   
   > Viz:   
   >   
   > The Creakin Door through which our universe is scheduled to be vacuumed   
   > is creaking open ahead of time because people like Kaevin, who sacrifice   
   > the youth of others to embrace triviality, are working in our solar   
   > system so that it will become more suitable for occupation by Alien Life   
   > Forms.   
   >   
   > In order to survive, Mankind now needs the Organic Password of   
   > Unification to keep the door closed and to prevent more low level crudd   
   > bubbling up from the Kaevin multiple personality forebrain.   
   >   
   > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   > cut to Kaevin: Neurons scramble. Fingers stiffen over keyboard.   
   > Hopefully, no more words come:>   
   > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   > He rubs his whacked eyes. He can't take much more. Terror clutches at   
   > him for an instant, but he shrugs it off with a yawn. It's just another   
   > day, give or take a few timezones.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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