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   Message 96 of 331   
   Kevin Cannon to Ph.D.   
   Re: ::: Liber MRSA vel Necrotic Arachnid   
   15 Oct 04 07:07:05   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.visitors, alt.paranet.paranormal, alt.psychology   
   XPost: misc.health.alternative, alt.salimondo   
   From: spam@me.not   
      
   On 14 Oct 2004 17:17:09 -0700, brotherblue93@hotmail.com (Blue Resonant   
   Human, Ph.D.) wrote:   
      
   >glass@panix.com (Robert Scott Martin) wrote in message news:...   
   >   
   >> This is pretty good. Got to see a young male redtail hawk make his first   
   >> exhibition flight this weekend. Glad to hear BRH is still out there   
   >> circulating the tapes. Time keeps moving. Best to all,   
   >   
   >We ... uhh ... what's the frequency, rosebud?   
      
   Everything is the wrong frequency on Earth, petal oby.  You've not only   
   destroyed the future, but the after life too.   
      
   >Heard an interesting woman on whatever they're calling the new "Art   
   >Bell" show these days speak of "death" and things in general*.  Her   
   >take -- being purportedly in a much fuller remembrance than most of us   
   >-- is that when we head on down here for another incarnation, we're   
   >gone for, like, what appears to be about 20 minutes or so, Other Side   
   >"Time."   
      
   You're quite mistaken.  Without a human race there's nothing to come back   
   to.   
      
   >[* = general = "The Universe is the practical joke of the general at   
   >the expense of the particular ... etc."]   
   >   
   >When at last I Break On Through, it is an oft experienced hope that   
   >some others may, upon remembering, think of me with the same endearing   
   >fondness and warmth I experience when the friendly RSM tag is appended   
   >to one of our relatively holy and ever-emergent threads.   
   >   
   >As for matters arachnidal, begin Carly Simon singing:   
   >   
   >  "The itsy bitsy spider   
   >     climbed up the waterspout.   
   >   Down came the rain   
   >     and washed the spider out.   
   >   Up came the sun   
   >     that dried up all the rain.   
   >   So the itsy bitsy spider   
   >     climbed up the spout again."   
   >   
   >Word to the wise, however.  When doing the out-doorsy thingie, avoid   
   >agressive arachnids AT ALL COSTS!  Those bites hurt like a MF!!   
   >   
   >Nine of them on my right outer thigh went untreated long enough to   
   >allow each of the golf-ball-sized volcanos to gangrenously necrotise   
   >1) almost did me in entirely and 2) almost cost me my leg.   
   >   
   >Finally, 3 weeks in the hospital with I.V. mega-anti-biotics and the   
   >delightful company of a few of the nurses who -- though they'd   
   >probably deny it in court -- seemed to enjoy my insistence on   
   >perpetual nakedness throughout the entirety of my stay in their   
   >charming facility, was just what the Dr. ordered.   
   >   
   >All the best;   
   >   
   >-Blue   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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