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   Kelly to Derek Dugferry   
   Re: Lefthanders have shorter dicks   
   20 Aug 05 00:10:10   
   
   XPost: alt.me, alt.lefthanders, alt.feudalism   
   XPost: alt.ironfist   
   From: kelly4839@hotmail.com   
      
   "Derek Dugferry"  wrote in message   
   news:e1de73eb.0405082220.1bb27cfc@posting.google.com...   
   > This is true, their testicles are about 50% smaller and their dicks   
   > are about 70% smaller than the testicles and cocks of righthanders.   
   >   
   > Lefthanders usually are gay, too, and many are hermaphrodites and have   
   > fat arses, too.   
      
   The above actually applies to me, if it matters at all, so the OP may not be   
   incorrect:   
      
   I am left-handed.   
      
   I am a male-to-female transsexual who will soon have sex reassignment   
   surgery (I am attracted to women now and after surgery I will be considered   
   lesbian).   
      
   My penis is only about 2 inches long when fully erect.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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