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   Message 284 of 431   
   3800 Dead to lilhornie@yahoo.com   
   Re: Half-Dead Fred of Hollywood   
   25 Sep 07 00:50:36   
   
   XPost: alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.gw-bush, alt.impeach.bush   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   From: zeppp@finestplanet.com   
      
   On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:57:47 -0700, Akneigh Wombuster   
    wrote:   
      
   >****** HDF MIGHT BREAK WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON"S RECORD FOR BRIEFEST   
   >TENURE AS U.S. PRESIDENT (ABOUT ONE MONTH) ******   
   >   
   >In fact, Fred could be the first president sworn in with an IV in one   
   >arm and his other withered hand held onto a Bible.   
   >   
   >Funeral to follow.   
   >   
   >Private.   
      
   His inaugural address would consist of "Take me home.  Bury me.   
   Please."   
   >   
   >-----   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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