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   alt.dildo-huggers      Uhh, those who listen to Steely Dan?      17 messages   

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   Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler to All   
   Re: to the tune of the theme from Flippe   
   17 Jan 16 06:15:26   
   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx   
      
   Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.    
      
   Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka   
   DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),   
   socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in   
    did thusly jump head first   
   into the wood chipper again:   
      
   > They call him Snickers, Snickers, faster than light-ning,   
   > No one you see, is smarter than he,   
   > And we know Snickers, lives in a world full of won-der,   
   >  there under, under his screed!   
   >   
   > Everyone loves the king of the screed,   
   > Ever so kind and gentle is he,   
   > Tricks he will do when 6 children appear,   
   > And how they laugh when hes near!   
   >   
   > They call him Snickers, Snickers, brighter than light-ning,   
   > No-one you see, is smarter than he,   
   > And we know Snickers, lives in a world full of won-der,   
   > Foaming all over, over his screed   
      
   So you're this Snickers you speak of?   
   Why does everyone call you DildoRider?   
      
      
      
   --   
      
   Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka   
   DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)   
   5907 Stanton Ave.   
   Pittsburgh, PA   
   (412) 799-0532   
   (412) 665-8289   
   (412) 404-8757   
      
   DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:   
   MID:    
   =================================================   
   >> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's   
   >> damaged your brain, DildoRider.   
      
   > then it appears that you like shooting fish in   
   > barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.   
      
   Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is   
   akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're   
   stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.   
      
      
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   DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL   
   MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>   
   =================================================   
   > so what you're saying is that your targets for attack   
   > have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?   
   =================================================   
      
   DildoRider admits much more about himself:   
   MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>   
   =================================================   
   "absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,   
   toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"   
   =================================================   
      
   This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.   
      
   150 IQ? LOL   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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