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   Message 29,276 of 31,131   
   Steve Leyland to All   
   Re: Need a program to flood a newsgroup   
   06 May 07 08:12:38   
   
   XPost: alt.2600, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.steveleyland   
   XPost: alt.hackers.malicious, alt.sailing.asa, sci.electronics.design   
   From: steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid   
      
   Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Eeyore   
   stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:   
      
   : I need a program to destroy a newsgroup.   
      
   but you already have your tried and tested one, graham.   
   1] start netKKKopping.   
   2] await troll invasion.   
   :   
   : Somebody must have something like this ?   
      
   indeedly somebody must......   
   :   
   : Graham   
      
   --   
   Steve Leyland   
   mhm32x16  Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1   
   Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1   
   Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)   
      
     =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=   
      
   History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill   
   ======================================================================   
   "Warning to all:   
   Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the   
   muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past   
   UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"   
   bear, uk.rec.motorcycles   
   ======================================================================   
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless   
   post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of   
   Usenet:  the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,   
   dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,   
   obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,   
   flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,   
   physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,   
   masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal   
   POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and   
   for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus   
   slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."   
      
   Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa   
   ======================================================================   
   "I went to the Garden of Love,   
     And saw what I never had seen;   
   A Chapel was built in the midst,   
     Where I used to play on the green.   
      
   And the gates of this Chapel were shut   
     And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;   
   So I turned to the Garden of Love   
     That so many sweet flowers bore.   
      
   And I saw it was filled with graves,   
     And tombstones where flowers should be;   
   And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,   
     And binding with briars my joys and desires."   
      
   William Blake.   
   ======================================================================   
   "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of   
   people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in   
   deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as   
   Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."   
      
   Native American prophecy   
      
      
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      '-~~;'@        (   ; ;   
      _.--''    _.-_..'  .;.'   
     (,_..----''' (,..--''   
      
      Meow   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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