XPost: alt.2600, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
XPost: alt.fan.steveleyland, alt.hackers.malicious, alt.sailing.asa
XPost: demon.local, sci.electronics.design
From: steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bertie
the Bunyip stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in news:f1jv4q$a5s$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Eeyore stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: I need a program to destroy a newsgroup.
::
:: but you already have your tried and tested one, graham.
:: 1] start netKKKopping.
:: 2] await troll invasion.
:::
::: Somebody must have something like this ?
::
:: indeedly somebody must......
:
: Thanks for tossing that my way!
no problem mate, I knew you'd enjoy it, bertie.
:
: I can use it to smack him over the head repeatedly for years to come..
he's still posturing and threatening KKKopping in sci.electronics.design as
if he hasn't learn the harsh lessons we've taught him over teh years.
:
:
: Bertie
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be
needing him again.
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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