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   Message 29,307 of 31,131   
   Steve Leyland to All   
   Re: Bertie the Bunyip   
   10 May 07 02:11:02   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,   
   alt.sailing.asa   
   XPost: sci.electronics.design   
   From: steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid   
      
   Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Eeyore   
   stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:   
      
   : a7yvm109gf5d1@netzero.com wrote:   
   :   
   :: On May 8, 1:38 am, "Steve Leyland"   
   ::  wrote:   
   ::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called   
   ::: Bob Crantz stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:   
   ::   
   :: And Steve Leyland pronouned to Usenet he can't tell the difference   
   :: between ITS and IT IS.   
   :   
   : Nothing like a decent spelling lame to brighten the day up !   
      
   actually he/she did have a good point and I've now changed my header   
   accordingly.   
   the apostrophe is a much abused thing in recent times and my sincere thanks   
   are due to a7yvm109gf5d1 for pointing out this error.   
   :   
   : Graham   
      
   --   
   Steve Leyland   
   mhm32x16  Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1   
   Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1   
   Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)   
      
     =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=   
      
   Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That   
   means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the   
   distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly   
   persistent illusion. - Albert Einstein   
   ======================================================================   
   "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.   
   Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on   
   his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.   
    *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles   
   ======================================================================   
   "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless   
   post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of   
   Usenet:  the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,   
   dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,   
   obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,   
   flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,   
   physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,   
   masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal   
   POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and   
   for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus   
   slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."   
      
   Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa   
   ======================================================================   
   "I went to the Garden of Love,   
     And saw what I never had seen;   
   A Chapel was built in the midst,   
     Where I used to play on the green.   
      
   And the gates of this Chapel were shut   
     And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;   
   So I turned to the Garden of Love   
     That so many sweet flowers bore.   
      
   And I saw it was filled with graves,   
     And tombstones where flowers should be;   
   And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,   
     And binding with briars my joys and desires."   
      
   William Blake.   
   ======================================================================   
   "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of   
   people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in   
   deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as   
   Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."   
      
   Native American prophecy   
      
      
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      '-~~;'@        (   ; ;   
      _.--''    _.-_..'  .;.'   
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      Meow   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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