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   Message 29,347 of 31,131   
   Steve Leyland to All   
   Re: Don't Cross Post (1/2)   
   12 Jun 07 06:43:27   
   
   XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.buzzard.rules, a   
   t.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   XPost: alt.gothic, alt.music.white-power, alt.sailing.asa   
   XPost: alt.troll, demon.local, rec.gambling.lottery   
   From: steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid   
      
   Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called John   
   Griffin stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:   
      
   : "Mental Midget Steve Leyland"   
   :    
   : wrote:   
   :   
   :: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being   
   :: called John Griffin stirred from its deep slumber and   
   :: pronounced to usenet:   
   ::   
   ::: A stupid, ignorant and way illiterate cretin calling itself   
   ::: teandson@hotmail.com (Lamey) today wrote:   
   :::   
   :::: On 8 Jun 2007 16:50:29 GMT, John Griffin   
   ::::  wrote:   
   ::::   
   ::::: "Steve Leyland"   
   :::::  wrote:   
   :::::   
   :::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being   
   :::::: called John Griffin stirred from its deep slumber and   
   :::::: pronounced to usenet:   
   ::::::   
   ::::::: "Steve Leyland"   
   :::::::  wrote:   
   :::::::   
   :::::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the   
   :::::::: being called Jack Shephard stirred from its deep slumber   
   :::::::: and pronounced to usenet:   
   ::::::::   
   ::::::::: Robert Perkis  wrote in   
   ::::::::: news:4666FCD9.EDE2D0AA@icdus.com:   
   :::::::::   
   :::::::::: You all know the drill, don't cross post, don't reply   
   :::::::::: to trolls, or you pull us all down into the muck with   
   :::::::::: you.   
   ::::::::::   
   :::::::::: The idea of bringing in bigger trolls to attack our   
   :::::::::: trolls is a flawed strategy, just gets you more   
   :::::::::: trolls, only these are your fault, if the shoe fits,   
   :::::::::: if not no offense.   
   ::::::::::   
   :::::::::: Robert Perkis / r.g.l.faq   
   ::::::::::   
   :::::::::: The moral behind the Three Billy Goats Gruff troll   
   :::::::::: strategy is to stall by negotiation until you can   
   :::::::::: bring up overwhelming force.   
   ::::::::::   
   :::::::::   
   ::::::::: Ricci asked the "big" trolls to come save his ass here.   
   ::::::::   
   :::::::: why?   
   :::::::   
   ::::::: alt.troll removed   
   ::::::   
   :::::: re-added.   
   :::::   
   ::::: Holy Shit--what awesome power pussy Steve wields!   
   :::::   
   ::::: Don't piss him off.  He'll hit you with something like that   
   ::::: and then crow about it.    HAR DE HAR HAR HAR!   
   ::::   
   :::: He's got you jumping thru hoops already.   
   :::   
   ::: That's hilarious.  Watch the dumbass jump through this one   
   ::: again. Any minute now the trivial little turd will jump   
   ::: through the hoop into rec.gambling.lottery looking for   
   ::: articles in this thread, just as he and the rest of you   
   ::: toothless little critters have been doing for a few days.   
   ::   
   :: so what exactly did you expect?   
   :   
   : I expected exactly what I made you do, dumbass.  DUH   
      
   you made me do what exactly, fuckhead? BUH   
   :   
   :: now you can watch while your little froup degenerates into   
   :: anarchy, or as is usual, hide in yer killfile.   
   :   
   : I bet you use a killfile.  It's one of the standard pussies' ways   
   : of protecting yourselves from having your feeling trounced.   
      
   nope. do please continue to generalise and be wrong, there's a good tard.   
   :   
   :: either way, enjoy!!!1!   
   ::   
   :: you ~could~ always choose troll acceptance and renounce   
   :: netKKKopping, but that's up to yer conscience.   
   :   
   : Are you going to call yourself a troll?!  ROTMFFLMMFAO! You're a   
   : manipulable little punk, not a troll.   
      
   so where exactly did I claim to be a troll, fanboi?   
   lack of denial of netKKKopping duly noted.   
   :   
   :::::: and a few others added just for teh road. it's   
   :::::: always so nice to meet new people isn't it?   
   :::::   
   ::::: For you, a new acquaintance will always be someone you'll   
   ::::: have to look up to in every way.  For us normal humans, you   
   ::::: and a horde of your mental and emotional peers,   
   ::::: eight-year-olds, are just another mindless clamor until   
   ::::: your mommies put you down for your naps.   
   ::::   
   :::: Your obsession with children is noted. You sick fuck.   
   :::   
   ::: Gee, how many cretins typing that dimwitticism, how many   
   ::: times each, did it take you to decide you could parrot it as   
   ::: another illustration of your illiteracy?   
   ::   
   :: how many times will you repeat such long obscure words in a   
   :: feeble attempt to persuade teh reader that yer intelligent and   
   :: not really a saddo control-freak moron?   
   :   
   : There are no "obscure words," illiterate wanker.  There are   
   : people like you for whom half of a normal human's vocabulary   
   : cosists of "obscure words."   
      
   "cosists" is not a word either, you pedantic prick.   
   :   
   : The cool thing about that is that it's so easy to herd you into   
   : demonstrating another aspect of your omnilameness by slapping a   
   : "vocabulary flame" out of you.   
      
   hey man, you started it :P   
   :   
   ::::::: Since a few real people have been wondering about   
   ::::::: that...It's because he's a crybaby. After years of   
   ::::::: frequent and relatively mild tantrums, the big one hit   
   ::::::: him. Luckily, the real life Jack has no substance either,   
   ::::::: so no damage was done in his bathroom when he snapped.   
   ::::::: It just scared the shit out of his dog when he started   
   ::::::: shrieking.   
   :::::::   
   ::::::: The saddest bit about Jack's infantile act is that if   
   ::::::: those pussies he attracted had whatever it takes to lay   
   ::::::: any damage on anyone other than themselves and their   
   ::::::: parents, he would be the easiest victim.  On second   
   ::::::: thought, the fact that he's too dumb to have known it   
   ::::::: would be that way is even more pitiful.   
   ::::::   
   :::::: whine much?   
   :::::   
   ::::: Eruct tired dimwitticisms much? Hint: Yes. Seriously, kid,   
   ::::: whenever you think something like that is worth even a copy   
   ::::: and paste moment, you need to do whatever it takes to damp   
   ::::: your posting reflex.   
   ::::   
   :::: And you'll foam about it too.   
   :::   
   ::: You're probably expecting me to say I'm sorry you weren't   
   ::: able to understand what I said.  I'm not.  You'd be a bit   
   ::: less amusing if you were a bit less stupid.   
   ::   
   :: keep foaming, john.   
   :   
   : Whoa!  What a zinger!  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA   
   :   
   : Keep crying, Steve.  You can do it--after all, you don't have any   
   : other talents that might interfere with your performance.   
      
   pardon me, but it'd seem to be yerself performing for me. now do go dance   
   some more and post more rants to entertain me whilst I rest wontcha?   
   :   
   ::::::: By the way...lame sig.  Lose it.   
   ::::::   
   :::::: By the way...go fuck yerself.   Make me.   
   :::::   
   :::::  "Go fuck yourself," the imbecile says after   
   ::::: adding five newsgroups to broaden his appeal for attention.   
   ::::: R O T MF F L M MF A O!  Cretins are indeed amusing.   
   ::::   
   :::: And you are fun to watch, please respond with some of that   
   :::: "wit"  you claim to have.   
   :::   
   ::: The illiterate mental dwarf thinks I made such a claim. HA HA   
      
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