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   Message 29,891 of 31,131   
   Wavy G to All   
   Re: Mentally unstable pilot   
   28 Jan 08 12:35:26   
   
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   From: godsspeciallamb@gmail.com   
      
   Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me?  Please check a box ( ) YES  ( ) NO:   
      
   >On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the   
   >Bunyip  bloviated:   
   >   
   >>"Clive"  wrote in news:479df316$0$24388   
   >>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:   
   >>   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>Jeez!   
   >>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there   
   >>>>>somewhere over my house?   
   >>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify   
   >>>>>him from flying period?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Talk about bizarre.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie   
   >>>> presents.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis.   
   >>>   
   >>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years..   
   >>   
   >   
   >If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a   
   >real situation with real stress.   
      
   Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the   
   offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad,   
   squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage,   
   and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it   
   into tiny little bits of confetti.  Then I let out a deep breath and all   
   is well with the world again!   
      
   --   
   Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.   
      
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