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   Message 29,916 of 31,131   
   Aratzio to All   
   Re: Mentally unstable pilot   
   28 Jan 08 18:39:30   
   
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   From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com   
      
   On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, in   
   alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G   
    bloviated:   
      
   >Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me?  Please check a box ( ) YES  ( ) NO:   
   >   
   >>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the   
   >>Bunyip  bloviated:   
   >>   
   >>>"Clive"  wrote in news:479df316$0$24388   
   >>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>Jeez!   
   >>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there   
   >>>>>>somewhere over my house?   
   >>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify   
   >>>>>>him from flying period?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight safety?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Talk about bizarre.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that Bertie   
   >>>>> presents.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years..   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a   
   >>real situation with real stress.   
   >   
   >Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the   
   >offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad,   
   >squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with rage,   
   >and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and shred it   
   >into tiny little bits of confetti.  Then I let out a deep breath and all   
   >is well with the world again!   
      
   How about when you are piloting airplanes, huh, huh, huh?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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