XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, free.usenet
XPost: rec.aviation.military
From: Sm@rt.1
Aratzio wrote in
news:nb8sp3hcrkq9vll2l4mq2f5e6r8ifb0ahl@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:35:26 -0500, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
> bloviated:
>
>>Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:09 +0000 (UTC), in alt.aratzio, Bertie the
>>>Bunyip bloviated:
>>>
>>>>"Clive" wrote in news:479df316$0$24388
>>>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Jeez!
>>>>>>>I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there
>>>>>>>somewhere over my house?
>>>>>>>Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify
>>>>>>>him from flying period?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, annoying idjits with text is somehow a threat to flight
>>>>>> safety?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Talk about bizarre.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do point out what exactly you imagine would be the threat that
>>>>>> Bertie presents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW, Dr. Freud, do explain how you came to your diagnosis.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you need an explanation you're in the same bag.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm perfectly stable. Been doing this for years..
>>>>
>>>
>>>If text on a screen upsets them so, how are they going to handle a
>>>real situation with real stress.
>>
>>Well, when I'm extraordinarily stressed out, I like to print out the
>>offending text, and then violently ball the paper up into a tight wad,
>>squeeze it in my fist whilst clenching my teeth and snarling with
>>rage, and then quickly and forcefully unravel the crumpled paper and
>>shred it into tiny little bits of confetti. Then I let out a deep
>>breath and all is well with the world again!
>
> How about when you are piloting airplanes, huh, huh, huh?
>
I either make machine gun sounds or I make the FO make the coffee
Depends on the situation.
Bertie
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