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   Message 29,928 of 31,131   
   Bertie the Bunyip to Aratzio   
   Re: Mentally unstable pilot   
   28 Jan 08 19:25:24   
   
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   From: Sm@rt.1   
      
   Aratzio  wrote in   
   news:bo8sp3h2hmf009upmfkkmm8u6kcg67e5qb@4ax.com:   
      
   > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:56:35 +0000 (UTC), in   
   > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip    
   > bloviated:   
   >   
   >>Aratzio  wrote in   
   >>news:gq4sp3lfnomt940c3qoapr6vq6hbk0rmsu@4ax.com:   
   >>   
   >>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:28:31 -0500, in   
   >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G   
   >>>  bloviated:   
   >>>   
   >>>>Dear, "Bertie the Bunyip": Do you like me?  Please check a box ( )   
   >>>>YES ( ) NO:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>"Clive"  wrote in news:479dd4f2$0$18424   
   >>>>>$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> Jeez!   
   >>>>>> I'm in the UK so there's a chance he's up there   
   >>>>>> somewhere over my house?   
   >>>>>> Surely his bizarre behaviour should disqualify   
   >>>>>> him from flying period?   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>I ain't gettin' on no plane with that crazy fool!   
   >>>   
   >>> How about Bertie then?   
   >>>   
   >>There's worse than me out there...   
   >>   
   >   
   > Yeah, but any of them working trans-ocean?   
   >   
      
   Oh yeah. Trans oceanic is one of the easier jobs these days. Doesn't   
   take rocekt science.   
   Computerised naviagation gives you pretty much nothing to do for 6-12   
   hours at a time. The autopilot follows the navigation and all you have   
   to do is check the integrity of the equipment periodically and talk to   
   ATC every now and again, and in fact, that's not all that often either.   
      
   Of course, every now and then the boredom is ripped open in a rahter   
   dramatic fashion and you earn all your pay in one moment. Like those   
   guys in Heathrow last week,.   
      
      
   Bertie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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