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   From: Sm@rt.1   
      
   I do not have straight hair  wrote in   
   news:1jdi7b.kei.17.2@news.alt.net:   
      
   > I do not have long straight dark hair and I do not wear a wig.   
   >   
   > I am also not a blond.   
   >   
   > I am not short.   
   >   
   > My name isn't "McDonough" or something.   
   >   
   > I am one person who cannot be replaced.   
   >   
   > For the record, I have long dark curly hair.   
   >   
   > I never died, just suffered an attempt on my life.   
   >   
   >   
      
   Can we get you an assistant, though?   
      
   Bertie   
      
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