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   Bertie the Bunyip to All   
   Re: Bertie Troll Wins Golden Turd Award   
   29 Jan 08 15:03:09   
   
   aa81adb8   
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   .flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.aviation.safety, alt.music.rush   
   From: AA@AA.AA   
      
   Rob Arndt  wrote in news:491910a8-c503-4f5a-95a1-   
   26f8c99936a7@d70g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:   
      
   > It gives me great pleasure to announce the defeat of Bertie the Bunyip   
   > here at RAM. Here is how he lost in detail:   
   >   
   > 1) He directly tried to outpost Rob Arndt- big mistake on this group,   
   > DEFEATED BY 1/09/08   
   > 2) He tried to tag-team with butt-buddy FledgeIII with insults,   
   > DEFEATED from 1/09-1/20/08   
   > 3) He foolishly switched domains and entered under disguised headers,   
   > multiple S/Ns, and even impersonations of me which were quickly   
   > spotted, DEFEATED 1/20-1/24   
   > 4) He started a renew campaign on 1/25/08, hoping to bridge a 400-500   
   > post gap, STILL DEFEATED   
   > 5) His last failed attempt came today by messing with the NG- TOTAL   
   > DEFEAT AS I ACHIEVED ALL-TIME NUMBER ONE STATUS LAST POST   
   >   
   > I want to thank the idiot for two things:   
   >   
   > 1) Accomplishing MY GOAL of bumping Dan down to 5th place this month   
   > and...   
   > 2) Helping me achieve MY GOAL of All-Time poster at RAM   
   >   
   > Had he NOT trolled here, I would not have been able to do either.   
   >   
   > Thank you so much for being the Fjukktard, Fjukkwit, Fjukkwad, loser   
   > pilot troll that you are.   
   >   
   > And to reward you, you can post as much as you want now that I have   
   > achieved my ultimate goal here and no longer need to post anything.   
   > You will, of course, be talking to yourself since everyone else   
   > Killfiled you and I will no longer be feeding you, pig-boi. Also, I   
   > have you BEATEN further by the post gap. Now, you can try to beat 400+   
   > posts in under 36 hrs, but I don't think you will make it   
   > mathematically! Even if you do, you only bump me to second and who   
   > cares, frankly?   
   >   
   > You can't touch the All-Time list. You can't even make bottom for   
   > several months and if you try to bump me there fat-assed loser... it   
   > will take you into the 9th month @ 1,000 posts/mo. If you do this and   
   > I CHALLENGE YOU TO, I effectively waste your miserable life and you   
   > follow MY COMMANDS dumbass.   
   >   
   > I am now moving on after 10 full years at RAM knowing that my material   
   > in the Archive cannot be touched by you either :)   
   >   
   > I have a new S/N, operating system to install, newsreader, ISP, AND a   
   > new NG to join. I DARE YOU to try and find me. Be sure I will educate   
   > the residents there about how to defeat you like I did. But since they   
   > have thousands of posters, you might fail there anyway. From your   
   > internet record, you are a scumbag that only really affects emotional   
   > women and take pleasure from impersonating old men. How low CAN a   
   > piece of human feces go???   
   >   
   > You lost Bertie, so you can call me Sir Guy de Guy from the Tv show-   
   > the ENEMY fox of the Bunyip.   
   >   
   > And if you are going for the Aboriginal meaning of demon creature that   
   > spreads infections and disease... well, they can be cured with   
   > powerful medicine.   
   >   
   > Consider me the cure.   
   >   
   > YOUR ONLINE REPUTATION IS TARNISHED NOW.   
   >   
   > Pleasure to do it to you,   
   > Rob Arndt   
   >   
      
      
   Ah, you're running away. OK, bye!   
      
      
   Bertie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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