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   From: greg@nospam.okthx   
      
   Wavy G  wrote in   
   news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:   
   >   
   > When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and civilized   
   > North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone" ways in an attempt   
   > to blend in with us regular people--especially in their language.  You   
   > know, like when they use the term "You all" when addressing two or more   
   > people.  You know deep-down inside they really want to say "Y'all," as   
   > their Southern instincts would dictate, but something intrinsically   
   > tells them, "Don't say it!  Don't say, 'Y'all'!  I don't want them to   
   > see me as the backward, inbred buffoon that I really am."  Well here's a   
   > tip for all Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we   
   > say, "you."  NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!!  IT DOESN'T   
   > MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF   
   > BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.   
      
   Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what uses   
   they've found for their empty slave stables.  That usually shuts 'em up,   
   and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary cease to be issues.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)