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   From: psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com   
      
   gregvk  wrote in   
   news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:   
      
      
   > The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts   
   > like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to   
   > "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and   
   > other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on   
   > the receipt.   
   >   
   >   
      
   i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.   
      
   and i am not a little old lady.   
      
   if it fits into one of those carry baskets.   
   then i am going through express and fuck anybody game   
   enough to point it out, and not many people are game   
   enough to say anything.   
      
   sheep, thats what we all are?   
   well cept me.   
      
   i am a rebel who walks through express lanes when i am clearly not   
   expressed with impunity.   
      
   except once when somebody did say something to me   
      
   it would have made a funny story if i could remember   
   what i said to the cow.   
      
   now the challenge here is what did headkase say to the   
   cow who asked me if i only had 12 items in my basket,   
   when i was in the express lane and clearly should not have been?   
      
   please proceed   
      
   headkase   
      
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