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   From: AA@AA.AA   
      
   psykoexgirlfriend  wrote in   
   news:mCjoj.9442$421.7028@news-server.bigpond.net.au:   
      
   > gregvk  wrote in   
   > news:Xns9A35452CCAC94A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:   
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   >> The express lane is quite often stalled by some old biddy who counts   
   >> like items as one, thereby reducing her cartload of 100 things to   
   >> "just 9 things" because it's mostly cat food and adult diapers and   
   >> other old lady shit, and who insists on debating every single item on   
   >> the receipt.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >   
   > i take more then my 12 items into the express lane.   
   >   
   > and i am not a little old lady.   
   >   
   > if it fits into one of those carry baskets.   
   > then i am going through express and fuck anybody game   
   > enough to point it out, and not many people are game   
   > enough to say anything.   
   >   
   > sheep, thats what we all are?   
   > well cept me.   
   >   
   > i am a rebel who walks through express lanes when i am clearly not   
   > expressed with impunity.   
   >   
   > except once when somebody did say something to me   
   >   
   > it would have made a funny story if i could remember   
   > what i said to the cow.   
   >   
   > now the challenge here is what did headkase say to the   
   > cow who asked me if i only had 12 items in my basket,   
   > when i was in the express lane and clearly should not have been?   
   >   
   > please proceed   
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   You pretednde you didn't know how to count.   
      
      
   Bertie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)