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   Bertie the Bunyip to Dudley Henriques   
   Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't de   
   31 Jan 08 17:30:50   
   
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   From: AA@AA.AA   
      
   Dudley Henriques  wrote in   
   news:f9-dnbomzdjJYzzanZ2dnUVZ_uSgnZ2d@rcn.net:   
      
   > Bertie the Bunyip wrote:   
   >> Aratzio  wrote in   
   >> news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:   
   >>   
   >>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in   
   >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip    
   >>> bloviated:   
   >>>   
   >>>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a   
   >>>> sykoh while using your real name and address?   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there,   
   >>>> d00d.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Bertie   
   >>>    
   >>> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these   
   >> things.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Bertie   
   > You heard about the FAA medical examiner giving an ATR a   
   > Rorschach test for his first class physical?   
   >   
   > First ink blot;   
   > "That's a guy making it with a woman in a canoe"   
   >   
   > Second ink blot;   
   > "That's two women making it in the back seat of a Toyota"   
   > Third ink blot;   
   > "That's a gang bang going on top of a pool table at a bowling alley"   
   >   
   > The Examiner says,  " Captain, I hate to tell you this but you have a   
   > sexual fixation".   
   >   
   > The ATR answers,   
   > "Don't hand me that shit. YOU'RE the one with all the dirty pictures!"   
   >   
   >   
      
   He he. Perversion is in the eye of the beholder. In my first psych class   
   in HS the teach showed us a bunch of ink blots. One was clearly a vagina   
   and we all laughed as soon as we saw it. The teacher asked us what we   
   were looking at and we said  "C'mon!You're putting us on!" he looked and   
   said. "Oh i see, you think that looks like a vagina. OK then Well, if i   
   showed this to a little old lady instead of a bunch of horny teenage   
   boys, she might see a butterfly, or a bunch of trees.. "   
   He moved on and we got the point.   
      
   Bertie   
      
   Bertie   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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