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   From: greg@nospam.okthx   
      
   Wavy G  wrote in   
   news:t674q3lnjt6eppfs0cjm68m3acrdg5ou08@4ax.com:   
      
   >>Two words, Watermellon flavored "Wet-Ones",   
   >>( yes I own stock in the company ), why knots.   
   >>After using this anal hygience product, I can   
   >>attest that my steps elonigated and I felt much   
   >>more freer.   
   >>Ken   
   >   
   > "Watermelon flavoured"?  I must ask why it should matter what   
   > *flavour* something you wipe your arse with is.   
      
   So it will taste better.  DUH.  Gawd forbid he might accidentally pick up a   
   cherry flavored shitrag -- those probably taste like, um  ...shit.   
      
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