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Dudley Henriques wrote in
news:v7idndk-eqj8hj_anZ2dnUVZ_oPinZ2d@rcn.net:
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> Dudley Henriques wrote in
>> news:f9-dnbomzdjJYzzanZ2dnUVZ_uSgnZ2d@rcn.net:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>> Aratzio wrote in
>>>> news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip
>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a
>>>>>> sykoh while using your real name and address?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there,
>>>>>> d00d.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>>
>>>>> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>> Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these
>>>> things.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>> You heard about the FAA medical examiner giving an ATR a
>>> Rorschach test for his first class physical?
>>>
>>> First ink blot;
>>> "That's a guy making it with a woman in a canoe"
>>>
>>> Second ink blot;
>>> "That's two women making it in the back seat of a Toyota"
>>> Third ink blot;
>>> "That's a gang bang going on top of a pool table at a bowling alley"
>>>
>>> The Examiner says, " Captain, I hate to tell you this but you have
>>> a sexual fixation".
>>>
>>> The ATR answers,
>>> "Don't hand me that shit. YOU'RE the one with all the dirty
>>> pictures!"
>>>
>>>
>>
>> He he. Perversion is in the eye of the beholder. In my first psych
>> class in HS the teach showed us a bunch of ink blots. One was clearly
>> a vagina and we all laughed as soon as we saw it. The teacher asked
>> us what we were looking at and we said "C'mon!You're putting us on!"
>> he looked and said. "Oh i see, you think that looks like a vagina. OK
>> then Well, if i showed this to a little old lady instead of a bunch
>> of horny teenage boys, she might see a butterfly, or a bunch of
>> trees.. " He moved on and we got the point.
>>
>> Bertie
>>
>> Bertie
> On the other hand, in the Psyche class scenario, you have to be
> careful telling some of those little old ladies that theirs looks like
> a bunch of trees. They have those canes and walkers you know and that
> stuff hurts like hell when you get hit with it. :-))
Heh heh. but that's the point, you don't tel them anything. they tell
you. God knows what they would say..
>
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