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   From: jade@newtko0ouks.biz   
      
   On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:37:55 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip    
   wrote:   
      
   >Daedalus  wrote in   
   >news:8814q3dhf714tkpff1r0hu5prg4qcb8of4@4ax.com:   
   >   
   >> On 30 Jan 2008 20:47:00 GMT, gregvk  wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>Wavy G  wrote in   
   >>>news:fdl1q3d1gblf76lflc2tld7hdojtbviqvn@4ax.com:   
   >>>>   
   >>>> When a Southerner relocates to the much more refined and civilized   
   >>>> North, they try to hide their down-home, "cornpone" ways in an   
   >>>> attempt to blend in with us regular people--especially in their   
   >>>> language.  You know, like when they use the term "You all" when   
   >>>> addressing two or more people.  You know deep-down inside they   
   >>>> really want to say "Y'all," as their Southern instincts would   
   >>>> dictate, but something intrinsically tells them, "Don't say it!   
   >>>> Don't say, 'Y'all'!  I don't want them to see me as the backward,   
   >>>> inbred buffoon that I really am."  Well here's a tip for all   
   >>>> Southerners: We normal people...we don't say, "You all," we say,   
   >>>> "you."  NEWSFLASH: "YOU" IS THE PLURAL FORM OF "YOU"!!!  IT DOESN'T   
   >>>> MATTER HOW YOU STRETCH IT OUT, YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF   
   >>>> BUCK-TOOTHED, GRITS-SLURPING MORONS.   
   >>>   
   >>>Just ask 'em things like why their women are so slutty and what uses   
   >>>they've found for their empty slave stables.  That usually shuts 'em   
   >>>up, and then their silly accent and moronic vocabulary cease to be   
   >>>issues.   
   >>   
   >> As a former slave myself, I find southerners offensive and feel they   
   >> should be systematically exterminated like the Germans did to those   
   >> poor Jewish people in WWII.   
   >>   
   >   
   >Did they make you do awful things as a slave?   
      
   Terrible. Very terrible.   
      
   >   
   >Please elaborate.   
      
   I mean very very very terrible.   
      
   >   
   >Also describe what you;re wearing.   
   >   
      
   Some pants and a sweater that I just bought. It is cream colored. The   
   sweater, I mean. I love my new pair of Merrils too.   
      
   Jade   
      
   >Bertie   
      
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