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   Bertie the Bunyip to Aratzio   
   Re: Tomato, tomato, potato, dildo.   
   02 Feb 08 10:23:40   
   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, free.usenet   
   XPost: rec.aviation.military, alt.guitar.bass   
   From: AA@AA.AA   
      
   Aratzio  wrote in   
   news:ig38q3lsc0oegb5iikuu30uoiv683fseik@4ax.com:   
      
   > On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:20:07 -0500, in the land of   
   > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom    
   > got double secret probation for writing:   
   >   
   >>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:01:52 -0800, Aratzio    
   >>wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:44:59 -0500, in the land of   
   >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom    
   >>>got double secret probation for writing:   
   >>>   
   >>>>On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:38:53 GMT, Aratzio    
   >>>>wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 17:14:27 +0000, in   
   >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter Twydell   
   >>>>> bloviated:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>In message   
   >>>>>><01891b52-3f04-4054-8c5a-307e3c7d1167   
   @v67g2000hse.googlegroups.com>   
   >>>>>>, parris_k@yahoo.com writes   
   >>>>>>>On 29 Jan, 00:53, FledgeIII  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>> On Jan 28, 5:38 pm, Bertie the Bunyip  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > "Steve Leyland"   
   >>>>>>>> >    
   >>>>>>>> >wrote innews:fnll11$njn$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being   
   >>>>>>>> > > called   
   >>>>>>>> > Bertie   
   >>>>>>>> > > the Bunyip stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to   
   >>>>>>>> > > usenet:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > >: Eeyore  wrote in   
   >>>>>>>> > >:news:479DBF70.EA56FCF8@hotmail.com:   
   >>>>>>>> > >:   
   >>>>>>>> > >: :   
   >>>>>>>> > >: :   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : Clive wrote:   
   >>>>>>>> > >: :   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : What really concerns me is that apparently this   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : 'B-the-B' twat is a commercial pilot? Can this be   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : true? Is this loony really flying over our heads in   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : charge of an aircraft...possibly with passengers on   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : board? Do his employers know he's nuts?   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : I won't see any reply he might make to this post but   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : would be interested in knowing the truth...so might   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : : they.   
   >>>>>>>> > >: :   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : Yes, Bertie is indeed apparently a genuine commercial   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : pilot (ATPL).   
   >>>>>>>> > >: :   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : On one occasion he posted here whilst on a training   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : cousre at Airbus and I did confirm that his posting IP   
   >>>>>>>> > >: : traced back to Toulouse.   
   >>>>>>>> > >:   
   >>>>>>>> > >:   
   >>>>>>>> > >: Netkkkoping twat.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > > is dear graham still up to his old netkkkoping tricks?   
   >>>>>>>> > > some people will never learn.   
   >>>>>>>> > >:   
   >>>>>>>> > >:   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > oh he's a dyed in the wool cretin. He actually poasted my   
   >>>>>>>> > history as a "warning" to potential trollees. As if I cared!   
   >>>>>>>> > As if it would make any difference to the k00ks!   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > I loved his comment about giving me a "shot across the bow"   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwh!   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> > Bertie   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Hadn't stopped in to this thread until now - what a hoots.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Now now, Bertie - post more; you *must* make up that 471.23547   
   >>>>>>>> post gap if you're to have a snowball's chance in hell of   
   >>>>>>>> taking the Post Count Crown for the month!   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Gentlemen! We can't afford to have... A POST COUNT GAP!   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> [barf]-   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>How appropriate for a thread Arndt is involved in!   
   >>>>>>>"It vould not be difficult MEIN FÜHRER.. err.. I mean, err, Mr   
   >>>>>>>President.."   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>I killed over 1000 posts last month while the threads were still   
   >>>>>>live. Do I win something?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>A giant vibrating dildo.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>that makes a vibrator, then, right?  NOT a dildo.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>sheesh!  kids these days.   
   >>>   
   >>>no.   
   >>   
   >>vibrators, no matter how odd, vibrate.   
   >>   
   >>dildos do NOT vibrate.   
   >   
   > wrong.   
   >   
      
   Wait, you're both right! It's a vibrating dildo! Just shortened to one   
   term or the other.   
      
   I hate to see people fight.   
      
   Bertie   
      
   (alt.guitar.bass added)   
      
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