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From: godsspeciallamb@gmail.com
Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
) NO:
>On Feb 25, 8:54 am, go go goblin
>wrote:
>> In article <7nosr35dqmosbhoounaibt52us3v9kt...@4ax.com>,
>> godsspeciall...@gmail.com says...
>>
>>
>>
>> > Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject line, but
>> > anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great! Well,
>> > it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He was
>> > over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over there and
>> > saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey, Mr. T!
>> > I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave him a
>> > big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>>
>> > He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging out
>> > together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it turns
>> > out, it was actually a dream all along).
>>
>> > So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him how
>> > much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team," so he
>> > would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like, "Most
>> > people don't even know those lines!"
>>
>> > I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all the
>> > time, right?"
>>
>> > He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
>> > line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's what it
>> > was like.)
>>
>> > And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know that line
>> > isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>>
>> > He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>>
>> > I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really connecting,
>> > Mr. T. and me.
>>
>> > Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T must
>> > have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I was an
>> > adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you said you
>> > was a kid!"
>>
>> > I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest fan
>> > when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man." After
>> > that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to like me
>> > when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid, anyway?)
>>
>> > I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>>
>> > He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his little
>> > brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this took
>> > place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>>
>> > After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves, 'cause I
>> > kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job, Hannibal!"
>> > and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least, I
>> > thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>>
>> > I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's life,
>> > there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his gruff
>> > demeanor, and to be his comic foil--à la, the "Murdock" to his "B.A." So
>> > I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
>>
>> > Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept talking
>> > like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising. Then I
>> > said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You either
>> > talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started yelling at
>> > me!
>>
>> > He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it out,
>> > or I'll knock you out!"
>>
>> > So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>>
>> > And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>
>> > So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>
>> > And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>>
>> > So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>>
>> > And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire iron,
>> > and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no point.
>> > Goodbye.
>>
>> > Love,
>> > Wavy G
>>
>> so, you're saying mister t only likes boys?
>>
>> are you sure mister t didn't try to molest you
>> 20 years ago at an A-Team convention?
>>
>Pleae, there is no need to speak like that here. In fact, it disturbs
>me to think that a simple, honest poast about a pure Being having a
>connection to children would instantly ignite in you fantasies of
>molestation. Did you ever stop to think about what you were thinking
>about? Please stop poasting to this Froup. We are good, fun-loving
>people here and have no room to accomodate your sinister needs. But,
>be warned, for we are also a vengeful froup, and any insistence to
>disturb our equilibrium with your unabashed and uncensored comments
>shall rile our instincts, launch the flare of rally, and as we gather
>all you will hear are the scrapings of our talons in unison, etched
>into your cortex by simple, primal fear, far outside your thatch and
>weed Maslow Pyramid, before your entrails are spilled among the
>cobblestones that pave our street of peace.
>
>Go, go, goblin, indeed.
Err, I think he was just trying to be funny.
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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