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In article ,
godsspeciallamb@gmail.com says...
> Dear, "go go goblin": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (x )
> NO:
>
> >In article ,
> >godsspeciallamb@gmail.com says...
> >> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
> >> ) NO:
> >>
> >> >On Feb 25, 8:54 am, go go goblin
> >> >wrote:
> >> >> In article <7nosr35dqmosbhoounaibt52us3v9kt...@4ax.com>,
> >> >> godsspeciall...@gmail.com says...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> > Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject line,
but
> >> >> > anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
Well,
> >> >> > it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He was
> >> >> > over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over there
and
> >> >> > saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey, Mr.
T!
> >> >> > I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave him
a
> >> >> > big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
> >> >>
> >> >> > He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging out
> >> >> > together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it
turns
> >> >> > out, it was actually a dream all along).
> >> >>
> >> >> > So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him
how
> >> >> > much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team," so
he
> >> >> > would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like, "Most
> >> >> > people don't even know those lines!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all
the
> >> >> > time, right?"
> >> >>
> >> >> > He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
> >> >> > line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's
what it
> >> >> > was like.)
> >> >>
> >> >> > And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know that
line
> >> >> > isn't even from 'The A-Team."
> >> >>
> >> >> > He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
connecting,
> >> >> > Mr. T. and me.
> >> >>
> >> >> > Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T
must
> >> >> > have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I was
an
> >> >> > adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you said
you
> >> >> > was a kid!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest
fan
> >> >> > when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
After
> >> >> > that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to like
me
> >> >> > when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid, anyway?)
> >> >>
> >> >> > I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
> >> >>
> >> >> > He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his little
> >> >> > brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this
took
> >> >> > place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
> >> >>
> >> >> > After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
'cause I
> >> >> > kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
Hannibal!"
> >> >> > and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least, I
> >> >> > thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
> >> >>
> >> >> > I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's
life,
> >> >> > there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his gruff
> >> >> > demeanor, and to be his comic foil--à la, the "Murdock" to his
"B.A." So
> >> >> > I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
> >> >>
> >> >> > Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
talking
> >> >> > like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising.
Then I
> >> >> > said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You either
> >> >> > talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started yelling
at
> >> >> > me!
> >> >>
> >> >> > He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it
out,
> >> >> > or I'll knock you out!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
> >> >>
> >> >> > So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
> >> >>
> >> >> > And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire
iron,
> >> >> > and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no point.
> >> >> > Goodbye.
> >> >>
> >> >> > Love,
> >> >> > Wavy G
> >> >>
> >> >> so, you're saying mister t only likes boys?
> >> >>
> >> >> are you sure mister t didn't try to molest you
> >> >> 20 years ago at an A-Team convention?
> >> >>
> >> >Pleae, there is no need to speak like that here. In fact, it disturbs
> >> >me to think that a simple, honest poast about a pure Being having a
> >> >connection to children would instantly ignite in you fantasies of
> >> >molestation. Did you ever stop to think about what you were thinking
> >> >about? Please stop poasting to this Froup. We are good, fun-loving
> >> >people here and have no room to accomodate your sinister needs. But,
> >> >be warned, for we are also a vengeful froup, and any insistence to
> >> >disturb our equilibrium with your unabashed and uncensored comments
> >> >shall rile our instincts, launch the flare of rally, and as we gather
> >> >all you will hear are the scrapings of our talons in unison, etched
> >> >into your cortex by simple, primal fear, far outside your thatch and
> >> >weed Maslow Pyramid, before your entrails are spilled among the
> >> >cobblestones that pave our street of peace.
> >> >
> >> >Go, go, goblin, indeed.
> >>
> >> Err, I think he was just trying to be funny.
> >>
> >
> >
> > that and i was run over
> > by a pontiac sunbird on friday past.
>
> So I heard. How are you, BTW?
>
> And you thought the Cincinnati race riots of 2001 were bad...
>
the race riots occurred right after i got home
from scotland - where i spent a lot of time
trying to convince many a scot that they should
not fear being shot if they visited the usa.
i think i'm doing okay.
i'm sleeping quite a lot.
--
- go go goblin!
- s h a z b o t a t f u s e d o t n e t
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