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From: godsspeciallamb@gmail.com
Dear, "go go goblin": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
NO:
>In article ,
>godsspeciallamb@gmail.com says...
>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>> ) NO:
>>
>> >On Feb 25, 8:54 am, go go goblin
>> >wrote:
>> >> In article <7nosr35dqmosbhoounaibt52us3v9kt...@4ax.com>,
>> >> godsspeciall...@gmail.com says...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject line,
but
>> >> > anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
Well,
>> >> > it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He was
>> >> > over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over there and
>> >> > saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey, Mr. T!
>> >> > I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave him a
>> >> > big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>> >>
>> >> > He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging out
>> >> > together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it turns
>> >> > out, it was actually a dream all along).
>> >>
>> >> > So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him how
>> >> > much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team," so he
>> >> > would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like, "Most
>> >> > people don't even know those lines!"
>> >>
>> >> > I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all the
>> >> > time, right?"
>> >>
>> >> > He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
>> >> > line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's what
it
>> >> > was like.)
>> >>
>> >> > And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know that
line
>> >> > isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>> >>
>> >> > He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>> >>
>> >> > I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
connecting,
>> >> > Mr. T. and me.
>> >>
>> >> > Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T must
>> >> > have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I was an
>> >> > adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you said
you
>> >> > was a kid!"
>> >>
>> >> > I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest fan
>> >> > when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
After
>> >> > that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to like me
>> >> > when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid, anyway?)
>> >>
>> >> > I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>> >>
>> >> > He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his little
>> >> > brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this took
>> >> > place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>> >>
>> >> > After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves, 'cause I
>> >> > kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job, Hannibal!"
>> >> > and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least, I
>> >> > thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>> >>
>> >> > I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's life,
>> >> > there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his gruff
>> >> > demeanor, and to be his comic foil--à la, the "Murdock" to his "B.A."
So
>> >> > I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
>> >>
>> >> > Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept talking
>> >> > like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising. Then
I
>> >> > said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You either
>> >> > talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started yelling at
>> >> > me!
>> >>
>> >> > He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it out,
>> >> > or I'll knock you out!"
>> >>
>> >> > So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>> >>
>> >> > And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>> >>
>> >> > So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>> >>
>> >> > And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>> >>
>> >> > So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>> >>
>> >> > And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire iron,
>> >> > and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no point.
>> >> > Goodbye.
>> >>
>> >> > Love,
>> >> > Wavy G
>> >>
>> >> so, you're saying mister t only likes boys?
>> >>
>> >> are you sure mister t didn't try to molest you
>> >> 20 years ago at an A-Team convention?
>> >>
>> >Pleae, there is no need to speak like that here. In fact, it disturbs
>> >me to think that a simple, honest poast about a pure Being having a
>> >connection to children would instantly ignite in you fantasies of
>> >molestation. Did you ever stop to think about what you were thinking
>> >about? Please stop poasting to this Froup. We are good, fun-loving
>> >people here and have no room to accomodate your sinister needs. But,
>> >be warned, for we are also a vengeful froup, and any insistence to
>> >disturb our equilibrium with your unabashed and uncensored comments
>> >shall rile our instincts, launch the flare of rally, and as we gather
>> >all you will hear are the scrapings of our talons in unison, etched
>> >into your cortex by simple, primal fear, far outside your thatch and
>> >weed Maslow Pyramid, before your entrails are spilled among the
>> >cobblestones that pave our street of peace.
>> >
>> >Go, go, goblin, indeed.
>>
>> Err, I think he was just trying to be funny.
>>
>
>
> that and i was run over
> by a pontiac sunbird on friday past.
So I heard. How are you, BTW?
And you thought the Cincinnati race riots of 2001 were bad...
--
"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
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