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>"Wavy G" wrote in message
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>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>"Wavy G" wrote in message
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>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
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>>>>>"Wavy G" wrote in message
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>>>>>> Dear, "Walker": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Wavy G" wrote in message
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>>>>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Guess what? (Well, you probably already know from the subject
>>>>>>>>>> line,
>>>>>>>>>> but
>>>>>>>>>> anyway...) Last night, I had a dream I met Mr. T! It was great!
>>>>>>>>>> Well,
>>>>>>>>>> it started out great. Then it kind of downgraded from there. He
>>>>>>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>> over at my parents' house, (for some reason), and I went over
>>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>> saw him out in the garage working on his van. I was like, "Hey,
>>>>>>>>>> Mr.
>>>>>>>>>> T!
>>>>>>>>>> I was your biggest fan when I was a kid!" And I ran up and gave
>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>> big hug, and I was like "Do you wanna hang out today?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T loves his fans!" So and but we ended up hanging
>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>> together. What a dream come true for me (well, not really; as it
>>>>>>>>>> turns
>>>>>>>>>> out, it was actually a dream all along).
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So we were hanging out, Mr. T and me, and I was trying to show him
>>>>>>>>>> how
>>>>>>>>>> much I loved him, so I kept quoting old lines from "The A-Team,"
>>>>>>>>>> so
>>>>>>>>>> he
>>>>>>>>>> would know I was for real. Mr. T was impressed. He was like,
>>>>>>>>>> "Most
>>>>>>>>>> people don't even know those lines!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah, I bet everybody probably says 'I pity the fool' all
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>> time, right?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> He was like, "YEAH, everybody says that. I get real tired of that
>>>>>>>>>> line!" (Imagine Mr. T yelling everything he says, 'cause that's
>>>>>>>>>> what
>>>>>>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>>> was like.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And I was like, "Yeah, most people probably wouldn't even know
>>>>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>> line
>>>>>>>>>> isn't even from 'The A-Team."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Yeah, that was from 'Rocky III'!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I said, "Yeah! 'Rocky III'!" It was great. We were really
>>>>>>>>>> connecting,
>>>>>>>>>> Mr. T. and me.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Well apparently, the whole time he was hanging out with me, Mr. T
>>>>>>>>>> must
>>>>>>>>>> have thought I was a kid. Because at won point, he found out I
>>>>>>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>>>> adult, and he got kind of peeved at me and said, "I thought you
>>>>>>>>>> said
>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>> was a kid!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was kind of taken aback. I said, "No, I said I was your biggest
>>>>>>>>>> fan
>>>>>>>>>> when I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a 30 year old man."
>>>>>>>>>> After
>>>>>>>>>> that, his whole attitude towards me changed. He only seemed to
>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>> me
>>>>>>>>>> when he thought I was a kid. (Why did he think I was a kid,
>>>>>>>>>> anyway?)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I said, "I thought you loved your fans."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> He said, "Mr. T got no time for grown men! Mr. T. loves his
>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>> brothers and sisters, not some 30 year old man!" (Apparently this
>>>>>>>>>> took
>>>>>>>>>> place a year ago, because I am actually 31.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> After a while, I think I really started getting on his nerves,
>>>>>>>>>> 'cause
>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>> kept on quoting "A-Team" lines, like, "We're takin' the job,
>>>>>>>>>> Hannibal!"
>>>>>>>>>> and "I ain't gettin' on no plane!" It was really funny (at least,
>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>> thought it was funny), but he started getting really mad at me.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess in my dreamlike state, I must've thought that in Mr. T's
>>>>>>>>>> life,
>>>>>>>>>> there must always be that somebody acting "zany" to offset his
>>>>>>>>>> gruff
>>>>>>>>>> demeanor, and to be his comic foil--à la, the "Murdock" to his
>>>>>>>>>> "B.A."
>>>>>>>>>> So
>>>>>>>>>> I really thought I was doing the right thing here, people.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, he was busy trying to work on his van, and I just kept
>>>>>>>>>> talking
>>>>>>>>>> like him, and I could tell his blood pressure was really rising.
>>>>>>>>>> Then
>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>> said won of my favourite lines: "You got a choice, Jack. You
>>>>>>>>>> either
>>>>>>>>>> talk...Or you HURT!" and he totally flipped out and started
>>>>>>>>>> yelling
>>>>>>>>>> at
>>>>>>>>>> me!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> He said, "I'm gettin' tired of you talkin' like me, fool! Cut it
>>>>>>>>>> out,
>>>>>>>>>> or I'll knock you out!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "No, you cut it out! Or I'll knock YOU out!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And he was like "QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, YOU QUIT MOCKIN' ME, SUCKA!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And then he said "CUT IT OUT! I'M THE REAL MR. T!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So I said, "NO, I'M THE REAL MR. T."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And then he lost it. He got up and chased after me with his tire
>>>>>>>>>> iron,
>>>>>>>>>> and that's when I woke up. So anyway, sorry this story had no
>>>>>>>>>> point.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Such a letdown. I was all excited reading this story and ~this~ is
>>>>>>>>>how
>>>>>>>>>it
>>>>>>>>>ends?!? Sheesh...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sorry, dude. I have no control over my subconscious.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hi, Wavy. I won't be mad if you dream about me and talk like me in
>>>>>>>your
>>>>>>>dream.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks, Henry. You made my fucking day.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PS: this was going to be my "running line" with you, but as it turns
>>>>>> out, I haven't had another opportunity to use it since its first use,
>>>>>> three years ago. So, see you in another three years, I guess.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm sorry that nobody has been nice to you in three years. Do you miss
>>>>>my
>>>>>little gifts?
>>>>
>>>> How does won do that sarcastic thing where you say "nooooo" but really
>>>> mean "yes" on Usenet?
>>>
>>>Wavy, I know you loved the Star Wars action figures that I got you, but a
>>>lot could happened in 3 years. Have you outgrown the fun stuff that you
>>>used to like?
>>
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