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|    I am mad at Laurence Taylor    |
|    14 Mar 06 01:05:03    |
      From: anon-bounces@deuxpi.ca              :I wanted you to know i am fine.       :I borrowed my Dads Preparation H so my asshole feels better.       :Secret Squirrel has a wart on the end of his dick and it hurts when       he       :slides it in my ass.       :My asshole is itchy lately and i hope that Secret Squirrel does not       :have VD, but the wart scares me!       :I am sorry about the 500 i stole out of Laurences wallet but it was       so       :easy.       :Laurence likes to take Valium with shots of Vodka before he fucks me,       :so he passes out every time.       :I usually stole 20 or 30 every time he fucked me, but he did not miss       :it in small amounts.       :My brother stole 75 once and blamed it on Tomba, i guess that's why       :Laurence and Tomba do not speak.       :I still have Laurences collection of Bend Over Billy magazines but i       :can not read them because the pages are stuck together.       :If Laurence wants his bottle of penis growth pills back he can have       :them.       :He says they really work and he now has 9 inches but it feels like       the       :same old 4 inches to me.       :Well i hear my Dad coming so i better go.       :I will write more later.       :Cam              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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