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   Anonyma to All   
   I am mad at Laurence Taylor   
   14 Mar 06 01:05:03   
   
   From: anon-bounces@deuxpi.ca   
      
   :I wanted you to know i am fine.   
   :I borrowed my Dads Preparation H so my asshole feels better.   
   :Secret Squirrel has a wart on the end of his dick and it hurts when   
   he   
   :slides it in my ass.   
   :My asshole is itchy lately and i hope that Secret Squirrel does not   
   :have VD, but the wart scares me!   
   :I am sorry about the 500 i stole out of Laurences wallet but it was   
   so   
   :easy.   
   :Laurence likes to take Valium with shots of Vodka before he fucks me,   
   :so he passes out every time.   
   :I usually stole 20 or 30 every time he fucked me, but he did not miss   
   :it in small amounts.   
   :My brother stole 75 once and blamed it on Tomba, i guess that's why   
   :Laurence and Tomba do not speak.   
   :I still have Laurences collection of Bend Over Billy magazines but i   
   :can not read them because the pages are stuck together.   
   :If Laurence wants his bottle of penis growth pills back he can have   
   :them.   
   :He says they really work and he now has 9 inches but it feels like   
   the   
   :same old 4 inches to me.   
   :Well i hear my Dad coming so i better go.   
   :I will write more later.   
   :Cam   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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