It is true.   
   Laurence Taylor gave me genital herpes.   
   My bag is swollen up as big as a grapefruit.   
   It's not swollen because of VD, it is because Laurence tried to stick   
   my dick and sack in his mouth all at once.   
   He is really starting to make me mad.   
   I am sorry i ever met him and Secret Squirrel.   
   My sphincter still does not shut and i shit my pants all the time.   
   Do you know what a Jiggaboo is?   
   I never heard of them before.   
   Secret Squirrel told me he could sell my ass to them even though i   
   have herpes.   
   I took some of the money i stole out of Laurences wallet and went to   
   the Doctor.   
   I have pus pockets all over my shaft.   
   The Doctor wanted to know where the teeth marks came from.   
   I will write more later.   
   Cam   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)