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|    16 Mar 06 03:11:33    |
      From: thrasher@reece.net.au              Ayatollah Khomeini On Ablution                     During sexual intercourse, if the penis enters a woman's vagina or a       man's       anus, fully or only as far as the circumcision ring, both partners       become       impure, even if they have not reached puberty; they must consequently       perform their ablutions.                     Note: Therefore, homosexuality and pedophilia are accepted in Islam.       Why then the punishment for homosexuality is death?                     A man who has ejaculated and has not yet performed his ablution must       avoid       the following ten acts: eating; drinking; reading more than seven       verses of       the Koran; touching the binding of Koran, or the margin of its pages,       or       spaces between the lines; carrying the Koran on his person; sleeping;       dyeing       his beard with henna; anointing himself with grease or oil; having       sexual       intercourse after having ejaculated in his sleep.                     If a man becomes aroused by a woman other than his wife but then has       intercourse with his own wife, it is preferable for him not to pray if       he       has sweated; but if he first has intercourse with his wife and then       with       another woman, he may say his prayers even though he be in a sweat.                     A man who has ejaculated as a result of intercourse with a woman other       than       his wife, and who then ejaculates again while having coitus with his       wife,       does not have the right to say his prayers while still sweating; but       if he       has had intercourse with his wife first and then with a woman not his       wife,       he may say his prayers even though still sweating.                     Note: If a man can have sexual relation with a woman who is not his       wife why       is adultery punishable with death by stoning? Is the woman only to be       blamed?                     If a fly or any other insect settled first on something impure that is       moist       and then on something pure that is moist, the later in turns becomes       impure,       provided one can be certain that the former was impure; failing that,       it       remains pure.                     Note: letıs run after flies and insects to find out where they settle.                     Besides the ablutions that are necessary and unavoidable there are a       number       of ablutions that are highly recommended in order to please God. A few       of       them are:       Ablution performed Friday between dawn and noon.                     Ablution performed on the eve of the first day of Ramadan and the eves       of       all the odd days of that month, (third, fifth, seventh, and so on).       The       ablutions on the eves of the first, fifteenth, seventeenth,       nineteenth,       twenty-first, twenty-third, twenty-fifth, twenty-seventh, and twenty-       ninth       days of Ramadan are especially recommended. On the eve of the twenty-       third       day, one would be well advised to perform two ablutions, one at the       beginning and the other at the end of the night.                     Ablution performed by a woman who has used perfume for a man other       than her       husband.                     Ablution of the man who has fallen asleep while in a drunken state.                     Ablution of a man or woman who, during a total eclipse of the sun or       the       moon, have not       said their prayers.                     Ablution of one who has witnessed the hanging of a person condemned to       death. If he did not witness it of his own free will, ablution is not       necessarily required.                     Note: This is one way of keeping them clean.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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