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|    cameronpatterson@yahoo.com to All    |
|    Laurence Taylor and Secret Squirrel used    |
|    17 Mar 06 16:33:09    |
      Hello       I wanted you to know i am fine.       I borrowed my Dads Preparation H so my asshole feels better.       Secret Squirrel has a wart on the end of his dick and it hurts when he       slides it in my ass.       My asshole is itchy lately and i hope that Secret Squirrel does not       have VD, but the wart scares me!       I am sorry about the 500 i stole out of Laurences wallet but it was so       easy.       Laurence likes to take Valium with shots of Vodka before he fucks me,       so he passes out every time.       I usually stole 20 or 30 every time he fucked me, but he did not miss       it in small amounts.       My brother stole 75 once and blamed it on Tomba, i guess that's why       Laurence and Tomba do not speak.       I still have Laurences collection of Bend Over Billy magazines but i       can not read them because the pages are stuck together.       If Laurence wants his bottle of penis growth pills back he can have       them.       He says they really work and he now has 9 inches but it feels like the       same old 4 inches to me.       Well i hear my Dad coming so i better go.       I will write more later.       Cam              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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