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   From: n0b0dy@theF0rt.c0m   
      
   "bobandcarole"  wrote in   
   news:1142912834.931525.37390@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:   
      
   >   
   > Lil Stinker wrote:   
   No he didn't.   
   >   
   >>  I cannot understand why grown men would embrace such a   
   >>  childish concept as a fort.   
   References:    
   does not contain this above line, but it showed up when some troll   
   got confused and added additional groups to its response. (see   
   origional post w/ headers below)   
      
   This attribution is a deliberate forgery, hence a lie.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Lil Stinker   
   >   
   > I agree   
   You agree with a lie you created?   
      
   That makes you a liar and a fool.   
   >   
      
      
   Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy   
   Subject: Our Stupid Fort Trolls   
   From: Lil Stinker    
   Organization: Olfactory Abusers   
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   Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:59:56 GMT   
      
      
      
   Stupid Fort Trolls   
      
      
      
   1. They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.   
      
   2. They send a fax with a stamp on it.   
      
   3. They misspell I.Q.   
      
   4. They think Boyz II Men was a day care center and Eartha Kitt   
   was a set of garden tools.   
      
   5. Under "education" on their job application, they put "Hooked On   
   Phonics."   
      
   6. They tripped over a cordless phone.   
      
   7. They spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because   
   it said "concentrate."   
      
   8. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here,"   
   they  put "Sagittarius."   
      
   9. They studied for a blood test.   
      
   10. When they heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,   
   they moved.   
      
   11. They think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.   
      
   12. If they spoke their mind, they'd be speechless.   
      
   13. They thought they could only use an AM radio in the morning.   
      
   14. They have a shirt that says "TGIF." They thought it stood for   
   "This Goes In Front   
      
   15. To call them childish is an insult to children everywhere.   
      
   16. They have to reach rock bottom to dig.   
      
   17. Their gene pool needs chlorination.   
      
   18. They are not so much a has-been as a definitely-won’t-be.   
      
   19. They only open their mouth to change feet.   
      
   20. They would be out of their depth in a parking lot puddle.   
      
   21. Thaey have delusions of adequacy.   
      
   22. They qualifie as a gross ignoramus; 144 times worse than an   
   ordinary ignoramus.   
      
   23. They would argue with a signpost.   
      
   24. They bring a lot of joy, whenever they leave the room.   
      
   25. When their IQ reaches 50, they should sell.   
      
   26. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, they are   
   the other one.   
      
   27. They are a prime candidate for natural de-selection.   
      
   28. They are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through   
   peanut butter.   
      
   29. If they were any more stupid, they would have to be watered   
   twice a week.   
      
   30. If you gave them a penny for their thoughts, you'd get change.   
      
   31. If you stand close enough to them, you can hear the ocean.   
      
   32. It takes them 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.   
      
   33. If ignorance is bliss, they are one of the happiest people   
   alive.   
      
   34. They stopped to think and forgot to start again.   
      
   35. Their sole purpose may be to serve as a warning to others.   
      
   36. They think a hard-on counts as personal growth.   
      
   37. They have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.   
      
   38. They are as smart as bait.   
      
   39. In an emergency they can’t dial 911, because there’s no 11 on   
   their phone.   
      
   40. They don't know much, but lead the league in nostril hair.   
      
   41. They forgot to pay their brain bill.   
      
   42. Their antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.   
      
   43. Their belt doesn't go through all the loops.   
      
   44. If they had another brain, it would be lonely.   
      
   45. They are missing a few buttons on their remote control.   
      
   46. Their receiver is off the hook.   
      
   47. They would go surfing in Nebraska.   
      
   48. They are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.   
      
   49. They are dumber than a box of lint.   
      
   50. They took as IQ test and results came back negative.   
      
   51. They are all foam and no beer.   
      
   52. They fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the   
   way down.   
      
      
      
   Lil Stinker   
      
      
      
   --   
   TomBa --   
   	"Man prefers to believe what he prefers true."   
   	    -- Francis Bacon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)