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|    Story:Before the wedding (1/4)    |
|    20 May 06 19:59:53    |
      Story:Before the wedding              An Erotic Story              by bobandcarole               "Are you SURE this is right, Mom?" asked the picture-perfect       young bride. All girls (and even women) look like angels or       princesses when getting married. Charlene was no different.        From the top of her veil with the tiny coronet in place, to the       rhinestones glittering on the heels of her shoes, the girl looked       the very picture of radiant bridal glory.        A woman doesn't need real beauty for this. Even the ugliest       of dowdy frumps can look wonderful for a wedding once in her       life. But Charlene had that beautiful brown hair combined with       blue eyes, that seemed so common with girls her age in this area.       A fact well appreciated by the horny young studs aching to trap       these beauties into matrimony ... the only way it seemed to get       sex in Marton County.        "Yes Dear," soothed her mother. "Father Jenkins KNOWS how       inexperienced girls like you are, when it comes to sex; and has       volunteered to see to it that you KNOW what is important on your       wedding night. Now that we're sure it fits, let's get that dress       off you before we wrinkle it. I don't have time to do another       ironing."        "Well ... If you're SURE," she petulated; working to ease       herself out of the layers of gown, like a man taking off a diving       suit. "I don't want Jeremy getting angry about this. I mean,       he's waited so long ... and really expected to be first."        "Don't worry about Jeremy," again soothed her mother.       "Being first-born, he knows as little about sex as you do ... So       Father Jenkins has also volunteered to instruct him in the       details as well. He's very good at that. In fact, your fiancee       is probably over there right now."               Father Jenkins WAS "very good" at teaching about sex. A       priest is supposed to be able to instruct young newlyweds in many       things having to do with married life ... not the least of which       being HOW to have sex ... and incidentals like the taking of a       girl's virginity, along with birth-control. No, the Church       didn't really condone birth-control as such ... always wanting       there to be at least a CHANCE for God to have his way and for       couples to "do their duty" and "multiply". Besides, this helped       spread the faith to younger generations. Still, couples WOULD do       such things; and it was up to priests to see that the couples did       not resort to abortion ... what amounted to murder of a child in       the eyes of the Church. So better to see to it that such worries       never came up.        Father Jenkins' ideas about teaching sex however, were       definitely NOT approved by the Church. In fact, if found out,       scandals about other priests and altar boys would have seemed       rather picky and minor infractions. Not that Father Jenkins had       any objections to altar boys ....                                                         1                      "I'm sorry, Jeremy," he told the pale and worried young man,       "but you'll have to get undressed like I am. You won't be able       to have sex with Charlene, you know, if you're still wearing your       clothes."        The young man in question gulped and tentatively reached for       a button on his shirt. The only reason HE was here prior to his       fiancee, was because of his mother's insistence. "But I       know ...," he began.        "Jeremy, Jeremy," soothed the older priest. "I've known you       all your life. Even longer, in fact; since before you were in       your mother's womb. A marriage is not just one contract. The       vows you will take next week with Charlene are just one of many       duties you will assume. For example, did you know that the       marriage is not legal, until you consummate it?"        "Connsumme?"        "Consummate it. That means have sex with your wife ...       which in some cases may take over a week to happen. See, you       didn't know, did you?"        Jeremy was now puzzled. Here he had thought he and Charlene       would just get married, he would stick his prick inside here, and       (eventually) they would have babies. Maybe things WERE more       complicated among humans than he had assumed they were from       watching animals out on the farm.        Father Jenkins looked proudly at the strapping young youth       as he slowly got undressed. Like his beautiful bride-to-be, the       young man had brown hair and blue eyes ... just like he did. A       fact not too astonishing, when you consider that both children       were actually his ... and thus half-brother and half-sister. For       at least three decades now the 50-year-old priest had been       teaching "sex-education" to prospective brides and grooms in what       had been a small but fast-growing community. The good priest's       teachings had resulted in a local "baby boom" that easily       outstripped the commoner one taking place because of men coming       back from the war. That no bad inbreeding effects had shown up       in three generations (starting four now) gave the priest good       reason to be proud of his children.        A priest is SUPPOSED to think of his parishioners as his       "children"; but few did like Father Jenkins. Almost one-third of       the people in the parish now WERE his sons and daughters, with a       far-greater percentage being descendants that included       grandchildren and great-grandchildren ... with a sprinkling of       great-great-grandchildren that were all his direct descendants.       A few, like Jeremy and his blushing young bride, were not only       Father Jenkins' children, but his grandchildren and great-       grandchildren as well! A fact known to almost every woman in the       parish; but few of the men.        The women had good reason to keep this a secret. If their       husbands had known, many would have been thrown out or abandoned;       as even in today's modern society, having sex with somebody not       your husband could lead to a quick divorce. And as for having       another man's baby ....                                                  2                      That none of the children were produced by adultery, or were       conceived after the women were married, had little meaning to men       like that. To them, just knowing a child wasn't theirs, would be       enough. Thus Father Jenkins leaned on each succeeding generation       to send the young marriage-hopefuls around to him ... so he could       teach the young kids what he had previously "taught" their       parents. And the mothers knew better than to object. After all,       who would the angry husband believe, her, or the respected parish       priest who had seen him into the world, gave him First-Communion,       and taught him the ways of life and women, before marriage?        Even if believed, that would not have saved more than a few       marriages. So the women gave in to the good father's       importunities, and dutifully sent each of their daughters (and       often sons too) to be properly "educated" in the rituals of sex       before marriage by the oh-so-caring priest.        "See," it's not so bad," soothed the priest in question, as              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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