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|    Story: Cinema Sin (1/7)    |
|    26 May 06 14:19:14    |
      From: bobandcarole@aol.com              Story: Cinema Sin              by bobandcarole               It was one of those unpredictable, tormenting delays, finger-        drumming irritation behind half-reflecting sunglass-lenses in the        sweltering sauna of summer, the sticky sweatfulness of global        warming that fanned to a white ember the single eye of the sun        glaring down from the zenith, watching the guzzling humvees        huffing and puffing by on the cement city street ugly with        buglike shiny vehicles spewing heat and fumes into the        atmosphere, while standing in line at the drugstore awaiting the        cashier's attention to complete the purchase of mouthwash, held        up by the insufferably inept fumbling of a dumpy middle-aged        woman with angry dark circles under her eyes as she rummaged for        a dogeared checkbook with which to pay for her cigarettes and        tabloid, across from the sweet sycophantic beautifully adorned        teen girl in braces behind the counter, who patiently waited with        no complaint.               Yet, minus the delay, I might never have met Ozzia. For it was        the exact timing of arrival that determined my position in line        immediately behind the group of girls she was with, and the        chance glance in impatience and anticipation of blindingly        splashed summer escapism in the cool darkness of the theatrical        mindlessness that caused her to turn, smiling, and say "Hi."               It caught me by surprise, the simple word. It blew apart my        reverie, severing my solitude with the sonic insertion of a        simple syllable, forced me to remember that others existed apart        from me, and in particular a very beautiful other standing in        line in front of me, slender in her tenderness of time, breasts        yet unformed on her young skinny torso clad in white Bob Marley        T-shirt and draped with shiny Mardi-Gras beads, grinning with the        carefree glee of youth as the threads of our lives briefly        connected.               "Hi," I said back. Her grin widened even further at my response.        "What are you seeing?" impulsively I blurted, immediately        regretting my forwardness.               "Spy kids," she replied. Her friends glanced askance at our        unconventional conversing.               "Me too," I mumbled, aiming to drop the subject before it strayed        to the sexiness of the female lead.               "Kewl!" she semi-spoke, semi-squealed, then turned back to her        friends, as they exchanged a few words and chattering giggles.               I fidgeted, bumblingly fumbling through my pockets for the        dollars I would soon need to surrender.               I thought our conversation was done, but she turned back and        popped her soft, smooth innocent moist smile back into intimate        presence inches away from mine. "They want to know if you've got        a date?" she asked.               Right. The perfect movie to take a date to, with a sexy pre-        pubescent female lead any reasonable adult female would be sure        to scorn.               "No," I replied, then foolishly blurted "Do you?"               "No," she said, turning back to her friends, nervous giggling now        with a more pointed edge.               The line moved, the gears turned, a conversation with a uniform-        clad teen girl inside a glass box, barely audible responses        strained by the funnel of a little speaking-hole as she sat        lazily, nonchalantly behind her cash register and punched buttons        on the console in front of her to spit out little pieces of        colorful paper, and money changed hands in exchange for paper        tokens of entertainment value with logo on front and words of        disclaimer in tiny print on the back, which no doubt would have        informed me (had I bothered to read them) that the theatre would        not be responsible should someone disrupt the intense silence of        the climactic scene with some bit of crude inane gossip, nor        would they refund my hard-earned cash should the dialog fall        flat, or the plot lines induce somnambulism.               Meanwhile, a database tallying the totals of millions-sold        silently acknowledged the transaction, collecting statistical        news eagerly awaited by director, producer, and CEO. A handful of        numeric digits to be gloated over or mourned next morning while        scanning the internet over gleaming espressos in home-offices by        robe- and slipper-clad bitter rivals from opposing corporations.               Glancing at the slim margin of minutes remaining before the film,        I strode with brusque impatience to the next obstacle standing        between me and my escapist entertainment, the queue awaiting the        tearing of tickets by a bored teenage lad outfitted once more in        the inevitable conductor's uniform composed of fabric somehow        reminiscent of a sofa lining.               At this juncture I would like to clarify a particular point in        defence of my innocence, namely that when, in my impatient stride        I overstepped slightly, and gently bumped into the tender pre-        teen girl with whom I had been conversing, it was entirely an        accident. Now, it is only fair to mention that a psychologist        inclined to Freudian analysis might argue that the so-called        "accident" had some overtones of OEdible aggression, or that some        stage of left-toenail obsession had not been fully met during my        infantile years, analyzing fully the oral or otherwise fluidly        directed libidinal forces governing the dark recesses of        subconsciousness dwelling in the deep temples of psychic        catacombs. But one should not waste a tiny moment lending any        credence to such overblown absurdities.               For a fraction of eternity, I felt the soft gentle curve of her        buttocks against my upper thigh. Hastily regretting my unintended        incursion on her personal space, I withdrew by a half a pace. She        turned, smiling, and leaned towards me, as if the tsunami of my        touch had unleashed an undertow in the opposite direction, and        she had fallen into the orbit of my gravity in the microscopic        nano-space of milliseconds, and she fell briefly brushing her        chest against my upper arm as she emitted a charming little sigh.               Marley's ghost gazed with Reggae pensivity under shiny beads,        from over her untouchable and unnecessary brassiere, amid the        sensory assault of mixed aromas of popcorn with the brassy scent        of fresh ink on larger-than-life cardboard standups, mixed with        the dusty smell of cheap washable nylon carpeting, which fused        into the timelessly accidental perfume that universally triggers        anticipation of clicking sprockets and flickering images flitting        across the great silver screen.               Amid that tumultuous fusillade, my subtle psychic sensibility        detected faintly another element, the sweetness of her budding              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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